Okay so here we go
It's a bit of a long story, but I've attended a different school every year because I moved from home to home. Last year I was placed back with my real parents and I had to attend the school in my district. In my town, there are 4 schools, the north end high school, the south end high school, a technical high school (which is where i go, this is a county wide school but it's only 5 minutes away from my district home school) and a school for bad kids, if you get in trouble a certain amount of times, you'll get sent here, it's also a county wide school like tech, and it happens to be right across from it as well.
Anyways, the north end school is where the upper town people go, because it's in the rich part of town, the south end school is in the ghetto part of my town. So the school is naturally very rundown and obnoxious. Last year when I had to attend, I was new, as i went to a different school for my freshman year. I didn't know anyone from south, because even though I've lived in that region I never left my house.
Chapter 1: Never Go to the LibraryAs I was new to my school, it was hard to get acquainted with everyone there. The fact that almost every there is loud, ghetto and rude as forget doesn't really help. I'm one of the more quiet kids and I prefer to stay to myself. After about a week of school, I had all of my classes switched because the school recommended that I take more honors classes.
I was switched into an honors English class, and it was probably the second most horrible decision of my life. The teacher was very nice to me, but she is Satan. Undoubtedly she is the loving devil. She was always very aggressive, she yelled a lot and she had a very deep smoker's voice.
"SUR WHURN SHUR TURKED URT SURNT LURK DURS"
Yeah she might have been easy on me, but she had an undying hatred for another fellow in that class. I gave him the name Tex because his actual name happens to be a city in Texas. My only guess is that she has had some bad experience in that city and hates anyone with that name, or maybe she has a deep dark past involving Ed, Edd n' Eddy. I swear on my life if there is ever a live action Ed Edd n Eddy movie I will sacrifice my life to make sure Tex gets the acting role of Ed. It's unsettling how much he resembles that character, and yes, Tex has a unibrow and an obsession with buttered toast.
From the very first day of me being in that class, she wanted him dead. You could tell in the way she looked at him and how she did roll call. She said all the names in a very calm tone, but as soon as she got to his name, she loving screamed it. Sometimes it even startled the poor forgeter.
But enough of that, he's the actual story, about a day or so after being in that class, we didn't have much to do, it was pretty much a free day for us. The teacher was allowing us to go to the school library to read or study and whatnot. I was sitting at my desk, just sketching some things and as soon as the teacher announced us the right to temporarily escape hell, Tex jumped out of his chair and walked up to my desk. He stood in front of it, and didn't speak. This motherforgeter is very tall, at the time I was 4'9" and he was 6'
His... bulge
Was touching
My sketchbook
I was scared, but I tried to stay quiet, just hoping it would go away. He wasn't even looking at me, he staring at a wall. This went on for 30 seconds. He then took a book, I don't even know where he got it, and he started to rub it across my sketchbook. At this point, I was almost quivering in fear. Dear god it was horrifying. He kept doing it, so I look up at him as he was
still staring into space. I looked around for a bit until I noticed he opened his mouth. The only thing that would make this more awkward is if he started to drool on my desk, but instead he attempted to speak. I was thinking to myself "Please god, make it go away"
He finally looked down at me and startled to mumble and stutter, not only was he speaking like a special person, he was whispering. I gave him a very confused look, it was very unintelligible but I managed to make some of it out
"h-hey... mur nurm is d-d-... forget..."
I just looked away and hid my face, until he hit the desk with his book and said
"D-d-d... do y-you wunna g-go to the l-library wit meh"
I stood up and backed away slightly so my personal space was no longer being invaded. Being nice (and by that I mean pleasing him out of fear while hoping he wouldn't murder me the next day), I agreed and then grabbed my stuff. He asked the teacher if we could go
"Uhh Ms. Teacher can we g-gg-o to thu library"
"HURGH FURN HURRS URH HULLPURRHS"
He then walked me to the library, and the whole time I was looking around to make sure a school admin was near and in my mind, I was praying "Please don't kill me"
When we got there, I found a table and sat down and began doodling again, he stood there and place his hand on my head. I showed the clear discomfort on my face but he continued to pet me slowly. I didn't say a word, I took it like a man, trying to be strong.
Then he walked away and got on one of the computers and started playing Happy Wheels. I walked up to him and said "So, you like to play happy wheels?" I was seriously trying not to be rude or ignorant towards him, I was scared that I was being too nice or talking to him like a child, honest to god I really actually thought he was special needs.
He replied with "uhhh" and nothing else. I stood there awkwardly and went back to my seat to work on my drawing, then he came over and sat next to me
"I-I lurk yur drawing. Yur very gud"
And I smiled and said "Thanks"
Then he put his hand on my shoulder and I jumped a little bit, but I was trying not to show my fear, although I'm sure he could sense it.
"Muh name's D-d-d-d... d-dall..."
And I looked at him and said "Dallas?" (I know I said I wouldn't include his actual first name but the story wouldn't be funny or reliable if I didn't)
"Y-yee, I already kn-know yuh name cuz the teacher said it..."
I shrugged and looked away, I looked at the time and noticed class was almost over so I started to pack up. When the bell rang I just casually left the library and he ran past me. He loving sprinted into the classroom, I guess to grab his stuff because he didn't bring it to the library and then he caught up to me in the hallway and said
"I w-wanna be friends with you"
I said "okay, sure" and gave him a friendly pat on the back before we parted ways.
For the record, he isn't special but he's very awkward. He might be a bit slow sometimes but he's still very smart.
Although... nothing can make up for how traumatized I am after that experience
micheal
bruh i saw that edit, you wanted the butt gravy guy. I'll post Michael's dramatic dance later today