POOP THREAD - ELECRO IS GAY

[Lizzy]

Good job calling him Tex and revealing his name as Dallas lol

I will say though, I can also be called "Tex".

(I know I said I wouldn't include his actual first name but the story wouldn't be funny or reliable if I didn't)

I know that I said I wasn't going to reveal it but if I'm going to include every single story then I think it's better to use the actual names or else stuff would get confusing, plus most of my friends from here already know his name

For the record I don't think he cares if i reveal his name or not lol

ftfy

When stories are set up like that, they're easier to read but nowhere near as fun, especially out loud, at least in my opinion

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[Darksaber2213]

Good job calling him Tex and revealing his name as Dallas lol

I will say though, I can also be called "Tex".

Could be Austin?
stuff didn't read the full thing lol

[Lizzy]

Could be Austin?
stuff didn't read the full thing lol

It's dallas

and he has that name cause he rides all the cowboys

[Derontchi]

Yesterday we were out Christmas shopping at Target when I had a short spike of excruciating pain in my abdomen. It went away after a few seconds and we continued shopping. About 5 minutes later, I was looking at Xbox stuff when I had another pain spike, this one longer and worse. I started letting out silent farts but boy, were they violent! I made my way to the bathroom and had an absolutely massive diarrhea. It was so bad it took about 20 minutes and smelled exactly like gasoline. It was brutal. I thought those turds were gonna drag out my colon with them.

Don't leave home. You are likely sick.

Really? I also had a gigantic nose bleed in my sleep that morning if that has to do with anything.

[Torin0101]

this thread gave me a migraine from laughing so hard

[Oasis]

Really? I also had a gigantic nose bleed in my sleep that morning if that has to do with anything.

Pretty sure ingesting stufftons of your own blood can give your digestive system a nice run through.

You could always, I don't know, talk to your parents to see if you need to go to a doctor or anything...

[Tokthree]

Really? I also had a gigantic nose bleed in my sleep that morning if that has to do with anything.

I went to college for 4 days straight with the same symptoms, why? Because I'm a real man.

I'm lucky as all hell that I didn't once fart while I was on the bus during those 4 days, though. I would've been kicked off that stuff in a second

[Ragequit]

we need more poop

[Prokiller10]

we need more poop

yes, post more turd pooping stories & those long ones that were hard!

[Katadeus]

what the hell lizzy

oh and

I'll be nice and provide y'all with various types of poop.

I'll take it that you have never experienced projectile poop.
This occurs when you have a buildup of gas and a solid log ready to go, but they both want to get out at the same time and the log is large enough to provide a seal around which no gas may escape.
When it does evacuate, it does so in a hurry.

[Ragequit]

almost forgot about this one
also bunp

[BlockoCrafter]

Good job calling him Tex and revealing his name as Dallas lol

I will say though, I can also be called "Tex".

You're name is probably Austin.
If not, you must have a strange name (unless it's also Dallas).

almost forgot about this one
also bunp

Reading that made my butt hurt.

[Blockaium]

I accadently (yes, accadently. say what you want, its probably wrong)
came across a video on youtube where it just showed an outside area, nice, then like, a fabricy rounded surface descends then i notice its like some kids ass in underwear and he continues to stuff in his underwear slowly on camera

[Ragequit]

I accadently (yes, accadently. say what you want, its probably wrong)
came across a video on youtube where it just showed an outside area, nice, then like, a fabricy rounded surface descends then i notice its like some kids ass in underwear and he continues to stuff in his underwear slowly on camera

link

[BluetoothBoy]

Why does everyone have pooping problems? I never have them. Is it a dietary thing or something? :o