Author Topic: the blockland story!  (Read 42821 times)

Then a creep bear shoops him.

But the creepbear is immediatly caught in mid-shoop in the lag attack and blows up. This spawns an interdimensional wormhole that teleports the robber into a planet where everyone is made out of mints.

suddenly the rober wakes up to find bob right next to him.

"omg another living person! i was teleported from the sewers 15 years ago!"

but the robber bitch slaps him and steals his money and runs to..

mint mountain

where he finds creep bear and yells "time to die creep bear " and pushes him off the edge where creep bear falls into spikes then the robber jumps off the mountain and....

Eats taco's and burritos


then jumps in and hole and al the women it the world are there and they say lats repopulate!!!

laptop is then assasinated in an attempt to clear the world of handicapation

but all the women have STD's, and he turns around and runs.

meanwhile laptops killer puts a new bullet in his gun marked "bob"

He fires the bullet from the gun, but it doesn't hit Bob.

it hits a random rock on mount mint, causing a minty fresh avalanche. sniper and bob run down the hill to..

South Africe, where they wander around aimlessly untill....

They walk into New York City, where...

A giant enemy crab is attacking! They hit it...

and meanwhile in an alternate universe where time is alittle bit behind, 



Bob was riding his bicycyle when.....