the blockland story!

[Wedge]

A wild sine curve appeared.

[Ad Bot]

[Ladios]

He called out his trusty Bulbeyesore which used tackle and such nonsence on the sine curve. Bob then threw a greatball and caught the sine curve then made his way to the pokemon center to heal it.

[laptop877]

then at the pokemon center he got raped by pikacu

[DrMobius]

Then Pikachu got kicked by your mom.

[Blackie]

Then your mom took pikachu's snake and glued it on as her own

[DrMobius]

Then Pikachu did a barrel roll!

[Khorde]

Pikachu blew up in an orgy of fire. Luckily, a man named Guy #2 emerged from the wreckage.

[stevey1000]

Pikachu blew up in an orgy of fire. Luckily, a man named Guy #2 emerged from the wreckage.

What orifice did you crawl from.

[tails]

Pikachu blew up in an orgy of fire. Luckily, a man named Guy #2 emerged from the wreckage.

What orifice did you crawl from.

Its young link, What did you expect? :D

[Jervan]

(pressing on) Then masterchief, the real one from Halo, fell off a plane.

[mr. block]

He kept falling and falling until he fell on Guy #2.

[Jaydee]

Then... Guy #2 Suddenly pressed his personal Ion Cannon MRK II on  outer space orbiting in earth...

Then as the Ion Cannon charges for its blow, coincidentally a huge meteor that orbited around the meteor belt suddenly crashed to earth, attracted to the electromagnetism of the Ion Cannon..

Upon falling to earth, exactly where Guy #2 and masterchief was... The meteor made a gigantic explosion and making the deepest hole on earth, up to the earth's core...

Guy #2 and Mastercheif were dissappeared in the meteor fall... no one knows where they went...

Then the Ion cannon blows, unintentionally through the hole, causing earth's core to explode, then Earth's gravitational forces suddenly subside, then Earth went off orbit away from the sun...

As Earth fall away from the sun, Earth's Temperature slowly began to drop...

Earth began to be so cold, that it generated a great amount of magnetic energy, that it attracted evrything around it, including planets, meteors, etc..

Then there was a big clash, all the planets collided as they headed to earth...

THen earth was crushed by the other planets, then, all the materials that had been destroyed suddenly merged and gave birth to a new, gigantic planet...

Then, unknowingly, Guy #2 survived, riding a meteor just outside the orbit of the new planet...

then as Guy #2 wakes up, he suddenly....

[MegaScience]

Then... Guy #2 Suddenly pressed his personal Ion Cannon MRK II on  outer space orbiting in earth...

Then as the Ion Cannon charges for its blow, coincidentally a huge meteor that orbited around the meteor belt suddenly crashed to earth, attracted to the electromagnetism of the Ion Cannon..

Upon falling to earth, exactly where Guy #2 and masterchief was... The meteor made a gigantic explosion and making the deepest hole on earth, up to the earth's core...

Guy #2 and Mastercheif were dissappeared in the meteor fall... no one knows where they went...

Then the Ion cannon blows, unintentionally through the hole, causing earth's core to explode, then Earth's gravitational forces suddenly subside, then Earth went off orbit away from the sun...

As Earth fall away from the sun, Earth's Temperature slowly began to drop...

Earth began to be so cold, that it generated a great amount of magnetic energy, that it attracted evrything around it, including planets, meteors, etc..

Then there was a big clash, all the planets collided as they headed to earth...

THen earth was crushed by the other planets, then, all the materials that had been destroyed suddenly merged and gave birth to a new, gigantic planet...

Then, unknowingly, Guy #2 survived, riding a meteor just outside the orbit of the new planet...

then as Guy #2 wakes up, he suddenly....

There are SOOOOO many things wrong with that, the main thing being the earths gravity doesn't keep it orbiting the sun, the suns gravity makes the earth orbit it, I'm continuing from Mr. Block.

Guy #2 then made bodily waste #2, which made Masterchief...

[Jaydee]

Then... Guy #2 Suddenly pressed his personal Ion Cannon MRK II on  outer space orbiting in earth...

Then as the Ion Cannon charges for its blow, coincidentally a huge meteor that orbited around the meteor belt suddenly crashed to earth, attracted to the electromagnetism of the Ion Cannon..

Upon falling to earth, exactly where Guy #2 and masterchief was... The meteor made a gigantic explosion and making the deepest hole on earth, up to the earth's core...

Guy #2 and Mastercheif were dissappeared in the meteor fall... no one knows where they went...

Then the Ion cannon blows, unintentionally through the hole, causing earth's core to explode, then Earth's gravitational forces suddenly subside, then Earth went off orbit away from the sun...

As Earth fall away from the sun, Earth's Temperature slowly began to drop...

Earth began to be so cold, that it generated a great amount of magnetic energy, that it attracted evrything around it, including planets, meteors, etc..

Then there was a big clash, all the planets collided as they headed to earth...

THen earth was crushed by the other planets, then, all the materials that had been destroyed suddenly merged and gave birth to a new, gigantic planet...

Then, unknowingly, Guy #2 survived, riding a meteor just outside the orbit of the new planet...

then as Guy #2 wakes up, he suddenly....

There are SOOOOO many things wrong with that, the main thing being the earths gravity doesn't keep it orbiting the sun, the suns gravity makes the earth orbit it, I'm continuing from Mr. Block.

Guy #2 then made bodily waste #2, which made Masterchief...

its exaggerated you pandaeing... whatever..

Masterchief was Disgusted and shot Guy #2 with Covenant special guns... Guy #2 is dead then MegaScience rams mastercheif and kills him with a warthog and breaks masterchief and exposing his insides... MegaScience found massive amounts of "fail" inside mastercheif though..

Then MegaScience...

[Jervan]

yelled "THIS IS BLOCKLAND!" and repeatedly hammers Masterchief. Then...