"LockeBox walks into the offtopic bar." [OP is narrator]

[Alyx Vance]

I check my watch and then look back up
"Can someone tell me where the hell I even actually am? I'm quite confused"

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

The man wanders the streets of Dallas, eventually finding a bar. It looks a bit familiar.
He opens the door to find-

...a completely normal bar.
He asks the bartender - who seems a bit irate at the moment, like a crazy fight just went on a few minutes ago - for some whiskey.
He drinks a little bit of it, and it seems pretty strong but he continues...
...and he gets another...
...and he can't really remember after that until...

Stanley wakes up very cold and cramped.

[kidplasma]

*runs back to the backroom*
*opens fridge*
*hang stans head out*
*slams fridge door on it*

Fookin stay down m8

[TristanLuigi]

Ow.
Stanley's neck REALLY hurt, and he's also really confused about how the bartender knew he was awake.

In any case, he stumbled out of the fridge and sneaked back into the main room. He noticed a strange man unconscious on the floor that he doesn't remember, in a bit of a haze or blur, like he's out of focus from reality.

[kidplasma]

*begins to clean milk up*
"Oh hey the coughing water guy is still here"
"And so is this other kid, what the hell is he even doing?"

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I charge at Stanley, knocking him into the next dimension.

[TristanLuigi]

Stanley is hit out of the blue, an-

The man wakes up from his blackout. The bartender is cleaning up some whiskey he spilled when he collapsed.

[kidplasma]

"How old are you even, kid"
"Why are you dressed an an elf?"

[TristanLuigi]

"How old are you even, kid"
"Why are you dressed an an elf?"

/OOC
are you referring to me or Satan?
because neither "dream" stanley nor "real" stanley is based on my avatar

[kidplasma]

/OOC
I'm referring to Satan.