Trivial things to brag about

[Tokerovin]

sir were you under the influence of weed

no officer

AM I BEING DETAINED??

[Ad Bot]

[Couatl]

I have loving beautiful hands

[nickpb1]

I've smoked a half ounce in an hour once

I also have the worlds coolest dog

[tails]

I can dislocate one of my toes at will.

It's not a good thing.

[XR-7]

I can dislocate one of my toes at will.

It's not a good thing.

I can pull my left humerus from the shoulder joint and both of my femurs from the hip (but not at the same time, since I can only do it while standing). My right arm is boring cause I can't seem to do it on that side.

I can also crack all ten of my toes, all ten fingers, my wrists (left is easier than right), elbows, knees, ankles (unlimited amount of times), and back. I wish I knew how to do my neck so I can ease the restlessness in it.

[tails]

You have a spooky skeleton inside of you.

[XR-7]

You have a spooky skeleton inside of you.

Wot

[SwordCard0112]

i can summon antimatter and make a massive black hole and destroy this whole world
:))

[Jubel]

Mosquitoe bites don't effect me at all. Never got a welt from em before.

I have a very oversensitive sense of taste.

[Frankie²]

i make more than most mcdonalds workers

[Cooperduper]

i am less than half my fathers age and i have a larger shoe size than him
i have luscious red hair
i am a white male with no financial or law problems

[weaver123]

I have great emotional intelligence.

[Tayasaurus]

i have a new microphone and you guys dont

[MrKitKat]

im quite the good cookster       

[mod-man]

I also have the worlds coolest dog

can he play basketball?