It sounded a lot like you where especially with this.
Still loveual jokes.
That actually came to mind while i was having a discussion on Ipquarx on steam
though not very common:
mo·lest
məˈlest/Submit
verb
verb: molest; 3rd person present: molests; past tense: molested; past participle: molested; gerund or present participle: molesting
pester or harass (someone), typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.
"the crowd was shouting abuse and molesting the two police officers"
synonyms: harass, harry, hassle, pester, bother, annoy, beset, persecute, torment; informalroust
"the crowd molested the police"
Molest isn't inherently loveual by definition. (yeah this is 2015 i know it might as well be) but i was literally saying "harassing the edges of the screen". While using the term Molest to express my utter disgust that you actually have to search around for said bar instead of it being visually already available or popping up by convenience of the cursor in ANY of the locations where the bar is located.
To appeal to your better nature next time i will not resort to the usual internet lingo.
TL;DR

A terrible accident has occurred and now there's talk of snake