The United States supplies troops and money for the UN efforts in Italy.
The United States is very pleased that Russia, a security council member, won't rooster block them anymore.
They urge UN intervention in the Australian totalitarian stuffstorm, which, mind you, violates multiple UN laws and even basic human rights.
Since Australia's case is even more severe than Italy's, America is considering taking action.
The president makes an announcement.
"wtf is this dictator bullstuff i thought we were entering the 21th century"