I return, as great Cameroon.
Cameroon immediately consults the majority of african countries nearby, stating that the world is changing rapidly and in order to preserve their cultures and history the best course of action would to unify under a sole banner, with Cameroon proposing that her nearby african countries unify under The Most Serene Plutocratic Republic of Africa. This offer is also extended to any and all african countries that would like to join.
Meanwhile Cameroon nibbles on its poutine and watches the world unravel around itself.