Nonnel's Nation RP: Earth 2077 - [AMERICA, THE BEAUTIFUL!]

[Decepticon]

rockstar north releases gta 6, it shows Germany nuking itself and everyone laughing and some four guys escaping the nuke while everyone laughs, also there are no gays. also the game features a new floorboard mechanic where the floors can self destruct and hurt you, also surprise motherforgeter the game isn't out on PC yet, it will arrive in a year or two probably

german citizens get high and play the game enjoying it thoroughly while listening to mix tapes imported via internet

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[TristanLuigi]

ssa sends troops to france to help compensate for the loss of asa forces in europe.

that doesn't make any sense
you are no longer a member of ASA
unless you're just doing this to spite prussia and has nothing to do with ASA

[Juncoph]

you're grand china

grand china true china, no other china

[Providence]

that doesn't make any sense
you are no longer a member of ASA
unless you're just doing this to spite prussia and has nothing to do with ASA

nato

[Maxwell.]

now the Middle East is going to stuff
I leave it for one day

rockstar releases an update to the game called the 'discriminate america forget yea update' that allows you to brutally slaughter every chinese and black person in gruesome ways, also Spanish control everything because of ASA. rockstar North claims this is just making fun of america even though they've never been there since it was nuked but that's probably happening

rockstar North has also announced the 'national socialist germany update' and all these cool other things, meanwhile the PC version has had 3 lines of code added to it

[Nonnel]

nato

oh whoops I didn't notice that
you cannot be in both NATO and GSTO.

beheadings continue throughout iraq and syria

semi-islamic republic, sure.

MAKE NATIONAL RELIGION

[CypherX]

MAKE NATIONAL RELIGION

join Saudi, we are Muslim monarchy :)

[Juncoph]

MAKE NATIONAL RELIGION

islam and taoism confirmed official religions of great chinastan


several mosques are established in underdeveloped areas of west great china and overdeveloped areas of east great china

join Saudi, we are Muslim monarchy :)

 do not

[Jairo]

islam and taoism confirmed official religions of great chinastan

not only are there tons of sects of islam, of which you have majority groups from both shia and sunni, china loving hates muslims. why would they want to acquire iran let alone annex them.

what is even going on

[Maxwell.]

scotland changes its religion to 'forget youism'
so far no one believes in it

[Nonnel]

persia would like to become independent from great china

[Juncoph]

persia would like to become independent from great china

no

[Badger]

stability crCIA

[Ragequit]

Vietnamese forces in Venezuela that landed in Buenaventura and Bahia Solano blitzkrieg towards Bogota.

[Juncoph]

several mosques report that Allah has spoken something of an amendment to the Qur'an. He states:

"Those who lack faith are not to be punished, for it is tragedy that provokes ignorance. Allow peace and cooperation to mend and enlighten, as all men may change."

many muslims interpret this as an attempt from allah to calm extremists that are harming the innocent, or perhaps separatists harming their nations


great china is renamed the islamic state of asia as many chinese people no longer see islam as hateful