Souls Thread [Demon's, Dark 1, 2, 3, SotfS, BB] - Working as intended.

[Tayasaurus]

Tarkus couldn't even balance a checkbook

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[Lord Tony®]

I love those rope firebombs in DS3.

So I like tricking invaders to follow me when I start sprinting away. As soon as this happens I drop a rope firebomb to stagger them then I go in for the kill.

[Lord Tony®]

So I invaded someone right.

Ended up coming across some little gank squad. 1 human, 3 phantoms. So they are slowly walking towards me in a group right thinking they are some tough stuff.


I killed summon number 1 with two loving kukri knives lol

Summon 2 got loving stabbed in the front when I kicked his shield. He died.

Summon 3 was charging at me like a sperglord so I dropped a rope firebomb in front of him. It caused him to stagger and I finished him off in 2 hits with my machete.


At this point the host is literally panicking. He went from some badass to some little kid that stuff his diaper. So he was running to the bonfire attempting to summon more phantoms.

So I caught up to him, it looked like he was about to disconnect his internet. I got to kill him before it loving happened and I got all of it on my recording lol.


Killing scrubs in this game has been so fun. Most invaders cry when they see a 4 person gank party and then disconnect. You lose nothing when you die as an invader, why not just loving fight instead of run?

[SteveJenkins]

I applaud thee, wrecking ganksquads is impressive

post the recording

[Lord Tony®]

I feel like I'm wrecking gank squads that have never played a Dark Souls game before. It's easy for me to wreck them since I've started with Demon's Souls.

I've been out numbered lots of times actually and I keep managing to wreck them all.

These gank squads act all big and tough but when all the phantoms are dead the host stuffs himself at the bonfire.

[Lord Tony®]

I'm telling you, you people really need to add me on the PS4. Either for a fight or to join me in ganking.

I ruin fight clubs too. I've taken down 5 person fight clubs. I don't do fight clubs.

[kongo]

i'd like to take a moment to speak about how good the music is
these are all my personal favorites, share your own
ds1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovjd22Rkhlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7xpyhEw6H0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsps0I58yUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs59egXnb3c
ds2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wf4bg4AVNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alTQiC6hhGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztPGThfD_GY
ds3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbb2ZdQS-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R415WZruPdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdMP8YmHG4s
bb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94n3p5ziADs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHiSh0I0qpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZWpYGuqsHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiboHWwr12M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxbJ7O8iAfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFhsZNNfmdE

[Juncoph]

btw ds3 final boss's song has spoilers if you know the ds1 lore well

[kongo]

btw ds3 final boss's song has spoilers if you know the ds1 lore well

i haven't even gotten to the archives or played beyond the taurus demon in ds1 but i'm 99% sure i know the final boss:
it's either seath or gwyn, isn't it

[Juncoph]

i haven't even gotten to the archives or played beyond the taurus demon in ds1 but i'm 99% sure i know the final boss

well
they both are but they aren't

[auzman466]

I ruin fight clubs too. I've taken down 5 person fight clubs. I don't do fight clubs.

aw come on man
i'm glad we're not on the same system

[Lord Tony®]

Auzman didn't you witness me killing someone with a rope firebomb

[mariofan09]

That feeling when you invade a four man gank squad and parry/guardbreak the host and all of his phantoms to death.

[kongo]

That feeling when you invade a four man gank squad and parry/guardbreak the host and all of his phantoms to death.

i'm not trying to downplay you or anything but is it just me or are a lot of people are really bad at pvp in ds3

i've duked it out with a ton of guys and the majority of them would just run up to me with their shield up, get kicked, and then die

[Clownfish]

That feeling when you invade a four man gank squad and parry/guardbreak the host and all of his phantoms to death.

tfw you ARE the 4 man gank squad and you all gesture at the same time before stunlocking the poor fool to death

he had an estoc and he deserved it