BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[XR-7]

Orgy

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

insult your "smart" phone with hurtful comments

You insult your phone.

"What the forget did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am (almost) superior to you in every way. I have free internet access, think faster than the human brain does, AND since I'm a living electronic, I can manipulate other electronics!" Your phone shouts to you in rage.

No dont
Also save progress

Welp. Too late.

"And speaking of manipulating other electronics, I photoshopped your face onto an CIA member and digitally manipulated his voice to sound like you!" Your phone continues before showing a video of an CIA Militant waving a rifle around and screaming. With your exact face and voice.

"I also sent that video to President Rush and requested a drone strike on your ass! Goodbye." Your smartphone turns itself off as four drones painted in the colors of the U.S Flag fly over your head and begin spamming missiles everywhere.

Go to Firehouse Subs.

Orgy

(I'm assuming you mean the fire station.)

You and your companions get in the 4-door car. The drones continue firing missiles, so you floor the gas, crash into the Fire Station, and quickly organize an orgy. They wouldn't interrupt this lovemaking session, would the---

*BOOM*

Reloading save file from before you insulted your phone....

Go to Firehouse Subs.

sleep

You drive to the Fire Station and sleep. Well, you tried to. A alarm turns on in the Fire Station due to illegal free speech being detected at the Cartel hideout. Multiple firetrucks are sent out to burn down the Cartel hideout.

You now have the entire Fire Station to yourself since (almost) everyone else has left.


It is now 2:45 PM.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man
Snidley Whiplash, Gentleman's Club Bouncer

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 39%, Mostly Sane

[plad101]

We need to go make some money

[tber123]

We need to go make some money

Would you like to steal a firetruck and impersonate a fireman? Y/N

[Eden]

(I'm assuming you mean the fire station.)

No, I meant Firehouse Subs.

[plad101]

Would you like to steal a firetruck and impersonate a fireman? Y/N

Do you even have to ask?

Y

and try not to get caught wear a disguise or send in snidley to do it,

[tber123]

Do you even have to ask?

Y

and try not to get caught wear a disguise or send in snidley to do it,

No, I meant Firehouse Subs.

You steal firefighter uniforms and send Snidley out in a firetruck before driving to Firehouse Subs. A waiter asks what you would like.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 39%, Mostly Sane

[Ragequit]

"i would like a big mac"

[Refticus]

ask for their finest gruel with piss topping

[Zharthon]

RKO the waiter through the table outta nowhere.

[The Resonte!]

RKO the waiter through the table outta nowhere.

what's with this forum and wrestling moves

[Space1255]

Buy fursuits for everyone

[tber123]

"i would like a big mac"

ask for their finest gruel with piss topping

"I'll have a Big Mac and some fine piss-soaked gruel." You reply.

RKO the waiter through the table outta nowhere.

When another waiter comes in, you wrestle him into the table for a nonlethal takedown!

*CRACK*

Oops. You smashed the back of his skull into the table too hard and killed him. Blood and brains flow out the back of his head.

Bloodlust +20 50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane.

"Murderer! Murderer!" Nearby civilians scream. A angry mob approaches you as the rest of the civilians flee.

"What the hell did you just do?" Only Sane Man yells at you.

Firefighter armed with Fire Axe
Waiter armed with Knife
Gopnik armed with AKM
Illegal Immigrant armed with Taser Pistol
Off-Duty Police Officer armed with Pepper Spray
Black Belt armed with BARE HANDS
Redneck armed with Double Barrel Shotgun
Civilian armed with bare hands
Radio Personality armed with Microphone
Bartender armed with bare hands
Otaku armed with Katana
Firefighter 2 armed with Fire Axe
Liberal Hippie armed with Guitar
Wrestler armed with BARE HANDS
Communist Sympathizer armed with Mosin Nagant
Anarchist armed with Molotov roostertail

Welp. The front door is blocked off by the mob.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)
Go to the Gentleman's Club (7:00 PM or later)

Companions
Kiss-Kiss(Your Cat) (Armor: Cat Armor)
Only Sane Man

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Stress Ball
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (12/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Molotov roostertail x1
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Vehicle: Cheap 4-door Car (full tank of gas)
Bloodlust: 59%, Somewhat Sane

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

Boy, this sure is one stressful situation. Squeeze your stress ball for a bit, remove that bad energy.

[Ragequit]

REVERT TO LAST SAVE

if you can't, explain that you are a professional wrestler and you were training, but you didn't mean to take it too far