BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[The Resonte!]

holy hell this was a ride from start to finish

try to let go of all the stress and enjoy yourself at the gentleman's club

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Noobler]

we gotta fix our vehicle
go in the car and do the konami code

[tber123]

we gotta fix our vehicle
go in the car and do the konami code

Up up, down down, left right left right B, A, start.....

31 extra cars spawn in a extremely tight space, all packed together. Then the physics engine bugs out and sends them all flying into your face.

GAME OVER

I think now more than ever, a our stressball needs a good squeezin

A good half-hour squeezing is just what you need. -5 Bloodlust. 50-69% Bloodlust:Somewhat Sane.

cut a hole into the stress ball and masturbate via said hole

You attempt to cut a hole with your switchblade, but the stress ball pops right in your face. Crap.

call only sane man and tell him to meet you at  the gentleman's club

drink to lower bloodlust

Search for Kiss-Kiss

You call for Only Sane Man to pick you up and drive you to the Gentleman's Club. His car arrives seven minutes later along with your cat.

check time on "smart"phone before uttering "stuff phone" under your breath

"IT IS NOW 6:45 PM. ALSO, WHAT THE forget DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" Your phone replies. "DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO PUT YOUR NAME ON THE love OFFENDER REGISTRY?"

"Sorry about that."

see if they provide more than just lap-dances at the gentle-man's club

holy hell this was a ride from start to finish

try to let go of all the stress and enjoy yourself at the gentleman's club

You take a shot of some Fine Wine. -3 Bloodlust

Snidley Whiplash greets you at the door. "I'm not sure if they allow pets. Sorry." He replies before letting you in. Kiss-Kiss stays behind in the car. You enter the Gentleman's Club to discover a bar, several tables, a dance floor, and a DJ blasting some dubstep at everyone's eardrums. No stripper poles here that you can immediately see.

"How good are you at drinking contests?" Snidley challenges you before sitting at the bar and grabbing a glass of alcohol.

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

[Refticus]

become the club's greatest entrepreneur  with your almighty entrepreneur  staff


then go on a genocide crusade
snort a pint of whiskey

[XR-7]

Have the waiter fill a glass of strong whiskey. Snort it through your nose like a real man.

[Space1255]

Don't do it, you'll probably die from heavy intoxication.

[The Resonte!]

don't do any genocide crusades or whiskey snorting

instead, go dance out on the dance floor and maybe meet someone

[Ragequit]

have the dj play careless whisper

[Zharthon]

Talk to the Only Sane Man casually, and when he's facing us.



LIFT HIM UP AND RKO THE stuff OUT OF HIM

[Space1255]

Talk to the Only Sane Man casually, and when he's facing us.



LIFT HIM UP AND RKO THE stuff OUT OF HIM

No don't.

[Zharthon]

No don't.

Yes do.

[Space1255]

Yes do.

Don't.

[tber123]

Talk to the Only Sane Man casually, and when he's facing us.



LIFT HIM UP AND RKO THE stuff OUT OF HIM

What the forget

become the club's greatest entrepreneur  with your almighty entrepreneur  staff


then go on a genocide crusade
snort a pint of whiskey

You RKO the stuff out of Only Sane Man, accidentally smashing his skull too hard and killing him. You then whip out the entrepreneur  staff and begin your genocide crusade. The rest of the bar patrons scream, whip out their firepower, and gun you down.

God bless the Second Amendment, because everyone in the Gentleman's Club packs serious heat.

GAME OVER

have the dj play careless whisper

"What the forget is Careless Whisper? I'll put it on, I guess....."

don't do any genocide crusades or whiskey snorting

instead, go dance out on the dance floor and maybe meet someone

Everyone is either too busy dancing to notice you, or not interested. You sit down next to Snidley whiplash. He gets two glasses of alcohol and pours them.

"You sure you don't want to participate in this drinking contest? You just have to drink until one of us gives up. No snorting because thats not gentlemanly."

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

[The Resonte!]

participate and drink until your blood lust goes down

[Ragequit]

don't overdo it cause you got a lawsuit tomorrow