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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 143397 times)

snort your alcohol anyways

participate and drink until your blood lust goes down
don't overdo it cause you got a lawsuit tomorrow

Grab a glass, walk to the middle of the room, and drink it.


snort your alcohol anyways

You snort the alcohol anyways. "GUARDS!" A nearby patron screams. "THIS ISN'T GENTLEMANLY!"

Two guards grab you and throw you into the street. As you get up, you see a tank being chased by police cars headed right for you.

*SQUISH*

You're dead as a doornail. Time to reload a save file.

participate and drink until your blood lust goes down
don't overdo it cause you got a lawsuit tomorrow

You finish your glass of alcohol. Snidley Whiplash finishes his and orders a larger glass.

"Ready for one more?"

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane


Politely deny his request and squeeze your stress ball.
Go talk to the liberal lawyer about the case tomorrow.
When done, go check on Kiss-Kiss
« Last Edit: June 21, 2015, 07:41:52 PM by Space1255 »


Yes

You take one more shot. Snidley Whiplash orders a bucket full of vodka. "Ready for one more?"

Politely deny his request and squeeze your stress ball.
Go talk to the liberal lawyer about the case tomorrow.
When done, go check on Kiss-Kiss

You decline and decide to stress the squeeze ball when you realize you popped it. You decide to talk to the Liberal Lawyer about your lawsuit. "Theres a good chance you'll probably win. I think." He assures you. Kiss-Kiss is still waiting in the car.

It is now 7:30 PM.

Nearby People
Snidley Whiplash
Only Sane Man
Bartender
DJ "Mic Spam"
Drunken customer
Bar Patron
Biker
Country Boy
Drunken Police Officer
Musician
Biker 2
Neo-national socialist
Construction Worker
Civilian
Bouncer 1
Bouncer 2
Club Owner
PDX Corporation CEO
Russian Mobster 1
Russian Mobster 2
Vietnamese Gangster 1
Boxing Champion
Scientist
Liberal Lawyer
Stoner

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 62%, somewhat sane

get back to the car

see if your pals can drive you to your psychiatrist now for a full session

i was secretly hoping you'd try to squeeze the broken stressball, but get frustrated. +5 bloodlust or w/e

If psychiatrist office is closed, take yourself and your friends to Traitor Joe's and eat dinner and sleep.

get back to the car

see if your pals can drive you to your psychiatrist now for a full session

You exit the Gentleman's Club. Immediately after you take five steps, an explosion occurs and the Gentleman's Club is instantly set on fire. You just barely survived a terrorist attack. You get to the psychiatrist who diagnoses you. He cannot fully treat your bloodlust(Because permanent 0% Bloodlust would defeat this thread), but he'll do what he can.

-30 Bloodlust, 2 hours of Therapy spent. 30-49% Bloodlust: Mostly sane.



9:30 PM. The Post Office and the two Libraries will be reopening tomorrow. The Gentleman's Club will remain closed for 3-4 days.

Things to do
Attend Court for your lawsuit against the AI (Tomorrow)

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
entrepreneur  Staff
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (11/20 rounds, 12 shells left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 6 bread left)
Umbrella
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1190
Fine Wine x1
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 32%, Mostly Sane

Get to sleep and attempt to cuddle Kiss-Kiss
Also can we have a game over count in this thread

i was thinking we could make a Molotov roostertail
again  :cookieMonster: