snort your alcohol anyways
You snort the alcohol anyways. "GUARDS!" A nearby patron screams. "THIS ISN'T GENTLEMANLY!"
Two guards grab you and throw you into the street. As you get up, you see a tank being chased by police cars headed right for you.
*SQUISH*You're dead as a doornail. Time to reload a save file.
participate and drink until your blood lust goes down
don't overdo it cause you got a lawsuit tomorrow
You finish your glass of alcohol. Snidley Whiplash finishes his and orders a larger glass.
"Ready for one more?"
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