BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

"those are just realistic props and fake blood, and our guns are props that only make the gunfire sound effects"

also keep an eye on where the SWAT team are taking the gunslinger

"Huh. You're cleaning this mess up, then." The SWATs leave and drive the Gunslinger in a direction opposite of the nearest Police Station. Something is fishy.

Protagonist is lightly wounded.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 70% (Very Little Sanity)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

jack off, you did well today
then stuff yourself

[tber123]

jack off, you did well today
then stuff yourself

You go to a nearby porta-potty and masterubate furiously before crapping into the toilet.

-5 bloodlust

50-69% Bloodlust: Somewhat sane.


New map because alternate universe communist america
4:19 PM.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 65% (Somewhat sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Refticus]

research cult of john motherloving madden

[Zharthon]

research cult of john motherloving madden

research the cult of personality.

[tber123]

Protagonist is stuck in an alternate universe America where Stalin has survived all the way into the modern world.)

research cult of john motherloving madden

You find a website.

THE CULT OF JOHN MADDEN
Dedicated to football, JOHN MADDEN, and JOHN MADDEN. Anyone who does not Worship John Madden is an inferior infidel. The Cult Of John Madden is dedicated to bringing world peace by worshipping John Madden hard enough.

research the cult of personality.

You find a website about how great Joseph Stalin is, and a website full of "Joseph Stalin Facts". Another website reveals that even as Stalin sends men to the Gulags by the hundreds each day, every American still loves him.

[Refticus]

while you're on the internet, jack off and don't rip your richard off

[tber123]

while you're on the internet, jack off and don't rip your richard off

You attempt to access Danbooru, Rule 34, and many other sites but it appears that filters have been set up. You see a Hammer and Martini symbol with Stalin's face below it and a message telling you the obvious: This website has been blocked by the research filters.


4:19 PM.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 65% (Somewhat sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Refticus]

no research and communism means protagonist goes crazy.
have a quick wank and go on a genocide crusade to get your research back

[plad101]

find out where they took gunslinger and save him

[The Resonte!]

read bloodlust control book

[tber123]

read bloodlust control book

find out where they took gunslinger and save him

no research and communism means protagonist goes crazy.
have a quick wank and go on a genocide crusade to get your research back

BLOODLUST TIP #124
Take a deep breath.

-5 Bloodlust



You jack a nearby car and stalk the SWAT Van, intending to rescue the Gunslinger. The SWAT Van arrives in the middle of nowhere, and the Gunslinger is led to a nearby ditch where he is beaten severely. One of the SWAT officers pulls out a can of gasoline and a match.

Meanwhile, your conscience speaks up again.

"Perhaps there's a peaceful solution to all this violence?"

"Why do you even bother? You already know how its going to end."

SWAT armed with M16
SWAT 2 armed with MP5
SWAT 3 armed with M14
SWAT 4 armed with Benelli M4
SWAT 5 armed with G36C
SWAT 6 armed with M16




Things to do
Get the government to remove the research filters
Save the Gunslinger

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (8/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (10/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x1
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: 60% (Somewhat sane)
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Blockchip]

Put on a suit and tie, and convince/bribe them to not kill the gunslinger

[The Resonte!]

show them your nightstick so you appear as an undercover cop to gain their trust

[plad101]

show them your nightstick so you appear as an undercover cop to gain their trust

Then convince them to let you torch gunslinger, take them back to the van and set it ablaze with them inside