BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Blockchip]

Go to the book store, and buy "How to accept other people's political systems"

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

remind ourselves these aren't real cops

they're communists who stole america's cops

"i've done the wrong thing, but now my genocide crusade starts here"

"No, not that...." Metagamer Guard begins as he continues to lay dying. "I mean when you opened the portal to this dimension. With the Vending Machine destroyed and our HQ burned down by the Communists, you have no way of getting back unless you go to the Joseph Stalin Power Plant..."

Go to the book store, and buy "How to accept other people's political systems"

You find a book about accepting other polictical systems, but someone vandalized all the pages with Swedish flags. Odd.

BEGIN THE DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION OF AMERICA

"I'm going to take back Venturon City from the Communists. You with me?"

"I'm uh.... *cough* .....Dying here, you know."

"Execute that bastard! Put him out of his misery!" The Evil Half speaks up.

"No! We could always use a potential ally!" The Good Half speaks up.

"This guy is clearly doomed, anyways. Look at his wounds! They practically tore him apart!"

Metagamer Guard(DYING) armed with bare hands

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Ragequit]

heal him with mlg blunt

[The Resonte!]

operate on him

[tber123]

heal him with mlg blunt

"Since when did a blunt save a man from having his organs shot out?" The Metagamer Guard asks you before you can even pull out a blunt.

operate on him

Your lack of medical knowledge would probably kill the guy. A nearby ambulance arrives and picks up the Metagamer Guard, leaving you alone in the ruins of the Metagamer HQ.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Zharthon]

write in ooc

"so yeah you guys are all friends"

[Blockchip]

Go visit the library

[tber123]

write in ooc

"so yeah you guys are all friends"

[OOC]Protagonist: so yeah you guys are all friends
[OOC]The OP: How the hell?

Go visit the library

You visit the library to discover a giant statue of Stalin standing in front of it and the Hammer and Martini symbol sprayed everywhere. Other than that, its the same. Your conscience begins to speak up again.

"Good to see that you appreciate books."

"I say we burn down this library."

"What are you, illiterate? There might be some good reads in here!"

"This guy is stuck in Commie Land. Of COURSE he'll burn the library down! There's the voices in his head telling him to!"

Burn that stuff down

Smoke an MLG BLunt, and massacre everyone.

Use your molotov roostertails and burn down this communist library.

"See? It'll be something like that!"

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[The Resonte!]

i like the cut of 's jib

[Blockchip]

Don't burn the library down

Read "How to use first aid", "Ways to reduce your bloodlust" and "Please don't burn down the library"

[lord techno]

Grab the most badass book you can find, then burn the library down and set off an explosion, walk away from the explosion, do not look at it, smoke a cig, and read the book, you are a literate badass.

[tber123]

Don't burn the library down

Read "How to use first aid", "Ways to reduce your bloodlust" and "Please don't burn down the library"

Books found.

FIRST AID FOR AVERAGE JOES
1)Apply pressure to the wound.
2)If you get shot/stabbed/impaled, for the love of god DO NOT PULL THE BULLET/KNIFE/SPEAR/METAL/ETC OUT!
3)Never suck out the poison.
4)CPR will only revive a guy 10% of the time or something.

CONTROLLING YOUR VIOLENT NATURE
Calm yourself down by playing with stress balls, taking deep breaths, knocking people out instead of slitting their throats, and so on. There's always Therapy. And now for some top tips on reducing your Bloodlust by Dr. Ira Scammed....

PLEASE DON'T BURN DOWN THE LIBRARY
If you want to save a tree so bad, stop burning books and start killing lumberjacks. "Save a tree, burn a book" is not how you should go about it. Nor should you burn down a library and attempt to kill the survivors for being more literate than you are.

Grab the most badass book you can find, then burn the library down and set off an explosion, walk away from the explosion, do not look at it, smoke a cig, and read the book, you are a literate badass.

Book get!

HOW TO BE A BADASS MOTHERforgetER: 667 TIPS FROM FORMER ACTION HEROES

You attempt to light a match and burn the Library when you hear a megaphone outside.

"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the Seventh Annual Venturon City Book Burning! Or in this case, Library burning! Today we burn the Capitalist Library to the ground and cleanse it of this so called 'free speech!' This will be GLORIOUS!"

A crowd gathers outside as two communist firefighters bar the library entrance, plant explosive charges, and run back to the fire truck to get flamethrowers.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[The Resonte!]

put on your firefighter disguise and join them to infiltrate industry

[tber123]

"Wait! You forgot me!" You say as you bang on the blocked front entrance. The firefighters hand you a flamethrower.

"Do it for Stalin." The Firefighter says. Seems that this is an alternate universe where Stalin took over. You wait until the signal is given before torching the library and setting it on fire. The crowd goes wild and cheers. You step back to look at your handiwork before you hear someone whispering to you from the crowd.

"Psst! Hey you! Listen! How much do you love your country?" A man with a hood whispers. You can see an American Flag tattooed to his neck, despite his efforts to hide it.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
M2 Flamethrower (10/10 uses, 2 gas tanks left)
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
First Aid Book
Bloodlust Control Book
Action Hero Book
Anti-Book Burning Book
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Decepticon]

"I love my country like I love my American breakfast."