BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Refticus]

buy a new and friendlier smart phone, then compliment it

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

why the forget are you nerds voting for a gay dice game

[Blockchip]

why the forget are you nerds voting for a gay dice game

Besides, we already have two gay dice games

[tber123]

Besides, we already have two gay dice games

why the forget are you nerds voting for a gay dice game

This one might actually get finished. Kochieboy let Pass Or Fail die and Cybertails is unable to update due to a difficult situation.

Updating this after I finish breakfast.

[tber123]

Rig the machine to cure bloodlust and rain pianos on everyone but you.

You attempt to rig the machine by digging into the wires in the back. It makes some strange noises and gives you two random effects for free!

Random Effect Gained: Yandere Cloaker
Random Effect Gained: Take 100x damage from everything.

Wait, whats a Yandere Cloaker----

http://i.imgur.com/vtC3Rlo.gifv

(Won't show up properly for some reason so I had to use a link)

The last thing you hear is someone screaming "ONNIII-CHAAAAAN!" before you take a flying roundhouse kick to the face and instantly explode into gibs.

GAME OVER

Put in 100 dolla and get two random items

You decide to put in $100 and gain two random effects:

Bloodlust Cured Temporarily
Fourth Wall Awareness Gained

Suddenly, you realize something! You're not real. None of this is real. This whole time you were being controlled by the forumers on the Blockland Forums, and the person responsible for your existence(and your suffering) is the very one who created this thread. You collapse to the ground in horror.

"Fourth Wall Awareness, eh?" A Metagamer Guard asks you. "You'll get used to it."



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1000
Molotov roostertail x3

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE

[Refticus]

buy a new and friendlier smart phone, then compliment it

[tber123]

You ask the guard for a Smartphone and he sells you it for $50. Suspiciously cheap, too.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE

[The Resonte!]

go to the blockland forums and post in the "BLOODLUST" thread in the community projects board

[tber123]

go to the blockland forums and post in the "BLOODLUST" thread in the community projects board

[Refticus]

compliment the smartphone

[The Resonte!]

get counselling from the guard

[tber123]

compliment the phone

"I sure do love this smartphone!"

Nothing seems to happen. Your phone isn't talking back. Maybe you forgot to turn on the AI?

get counselling from the guard

"The effects of the vending machine are temporary. If it was permanent, we would be bankrupt. You'll do fine."



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE

[Refticus]

you're a friend protagonist, you are doomed to die by your own entrepreneur  staff

[Cybertails1998]

holy stuff what? 4th wall awareness?  HEY PROTAG YOU SUCK

on a serious note: get phone, type the words "Disco Ball", pull them out of your phone and chuck them into the fourth wall.

[tber123]

holy stuff what? 4th wall awareness?  HEY PROTAG YOU SUCK

on a serious note: get phone, type the words "Disco Ball", pull them out of your phone and chuck them into the fourth wall.

you're a friend protagonist, you are doomed to die by your own entrepreneur  staff

You chuck a disco ball into the fourth wall and attempt to break it. The wall cracks slightly, but remains intact.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE
Fourth Wall Status: DAMAGED