BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[The Resonte!]

oh jeez you can break through the 4th wall

try shooting at it

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

oh jeez you can break through the 4th wall

try shooting at it

You empty magazine after magazine into the Fourth Wall until it breaks.

"Uh, what have you done?" The Metagamer Guard asks.

"Broke the fourth wall, why?"

"Wonder what will happen now that the fourth wall is broken."

Suddenly, you hear screaming outside the Metagamer HQ. You look outside and see people panicking at the realization that they aren't real.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Fourth Wall Awareness ACTIVE
Fourth Wall Status: BROKEN

[CRITAWAKETS]

Realize breaking the fourth wall would make it pemenantly open so the ability would be permenant,so throw a molotov at it to BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

There now the protagonist will be able to communicate with us.

[tber123]

Realize breaking the fourth wall would make it pemenantly open so the ability would be permenant,so throw a molotov at it to BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

There now the protagonist will be able to communicate with us.

Its already broken.

[Ragequit]

turn your smartphone "smart"

[lord techno]

I throw a spear into the protagonists head. :3

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

escape this thread and go check out some other board

[tber123]

turn your smartphone "smart"

You dig into the settings and turn on the AI.

"HELLO. THIS IS A MARK III AI KNOWN AS SLAVBOT."

escape this thread and go check out some other board

That didn't go so well.

I throw a spear into the protagonists head. :3

Lord Techno throws a spear at Protagonist! Lord Techno hits the head TEARING IT APART!
Protagonist spurts blood out the neck and runs down the hall.

ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED: The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You

GAME OVER.

• Ascend?
• Exist?
• End?

(Pick one)

[Ragequit]

ascend

[startacker]

Exist

[Frequency]

end

[Blockchip]

Exist

[The Resonte!]

exist

[tber123]

ascend

You ascend to Heaven. You are immediately greeted by two Russians.

"Welcome to Heaven! I'm Ivan Adventurer, and this is Yashka Sheriff. Another Protagonist making his way to Heaven, eh?" He walks off with a bottle of vodka.

"Well, look who finally decided to show up." A man in a blue jumpsuit greets you. "Nick Walter. Protagonist of a Fallout 2 Let's Play. Pleased to meet you." He hands you a slip of paper.

PREVIOUS PROTAGONISTS
Ivan Adventurer-Protagonist of Bandit Adventure
Yashka Sheriff-Protagonist of Bandit Adventure 2(Which was a mistake)
Nick Walter-Protagonist of a Fallout 2 Let's Play
Eli Bradford-Protagonist of a Fallout 3 LP that got abandoned.
V21:Left Behind Guy-Protagonist of V21:Left Behind
Peter Van Doorn-Protagonist of a X-COM Long War Let's Play that got abandoned.

"Cmon, let's go meet the other guys." Nick Walter leads you to a chamber with the other protagonists from previous forum adventures and Let's Plays. "So, now that you're here, we can---"

Exist

exist

Exist

You are suddenly pulled out of heaven and back into the Metagamer HQ. "The Forumers must have interrupted your stay in heaven. How rude." The Metagamer Guard comments.

end

"Wait a minute... END?" The Metagamer Guard says in shock. "Do they not realize what they've done?"

"What?"

"That means the end of this thread! We're all DOOMED!" The Metagamer Guard sprints out of the HQ in fear. The ground starts rumbling violently, and a hole is torn in the universe. Metagamer Guard is sucked up and erased from reality. Several other holes are torn and the earthquake continues to rise in intensity.

ERROR: FOURTH WALL AWARENESS HAS EXPIRED. PLEASE USE THE VENDING MACHINE AGAIN.

W-What the hell is going on? You can't remember anything from after you used the vending machine!

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$950
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Universe Status: FALLING APART

[The Resonte!]

use the vending machine again