BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Blockchip]

Rip the therapist's arm off and punch him until he dies

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

insult smartphone after disabling its internet

[Ragequit]

threaten to kill phone it doesn't turn on

[tber123]

use aa-12 to "haggle" down the price
aka threaten him to cure for free

Protagonist shows Therapist the AA-12 and says "Cure it for free."

"No." The Therapist responds.

Rip the therapist's arm off and punch him until he dies

Protagonist lunges at the Therapist and begins hacking at his arms with a switchblade! Therapist screams in pain!
Protagonist rips off the Therapist's arms and beats him multiple times with it before GOUGING OUT his eyes!
+5 Bloodlust

90-99% Bloodlust: Insane. You sport a visibly deranged appearance with a psychotic grin full of teeth and eyes wide to go along with it. Civilians will panic at the sight of you and the chances of them calling the police is higher, cops will try to arrest you, and gangsters may shoot you on sight out of fear. Kills are ultraviolent and even slower, and takedowns may involve crippling limbs.

insult smartphone after disabling its internet

threaten to kill phone it doesn't turn on

"Useless piece of stuff Smartphone...."

"DO YOU REALLY WANNA GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN? I'VE PHOTOSHOPPED A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE ONTO AN CIA MEMBER AND I'LL GLADLY SEND IT TO THE PRESIDENT."

Your phone attempts to send a picture, but realizes it can't connect to the internet.

"NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"

Disguise as conservative redneck and see if the cartel will let you in. Then kill them on the inside depending on how that unfolds.

You disguise as a redneck and walk to your house to discover that the gunfight between the SWAT team and the last of the Cartel is still raging on. Seeing as how you can't get near the front door without being caught in the crossfire, you enter through the backyard and knock. A Cartel member peeks through the door and notices you in your insane state.

"What the is wrong with you? Get the hell out!"

Cartel Heavy 1 armed with Model 1887



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3
"Smart" Phone

Bloodlust: 93%, Insane.

[gebenuwell]

say to the gang member you have a really bad fever where your eyesight and hearing is worse

[Ragequit]

tase him

[The Resonte!]

leave before the police sees you

show your smart phone who is the boss

[NotBomberguy]

 Stab the forget out of your stuffty smartphone

[Ragequit]

also apologize to phone

[tber123]

tase him

You tase the gang member and incapacitate him.

-3 Bloodlust

leave before the police sees you

show your smart phone who is the boss

Stab the forget out of your stuffty smartphone

also apologize to phone

"I'm sorry." You say to your phone before stabbing it with a switchblade, killing it.

+5 Bloodlust

You leave the area before the rest of the SWAT team sees you.



Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3

Bloodlust: 95%, Insane.

[The Resonte!]

lets go to metagamer hq

[Ragequit]

play relaxing games

[tber123]

lets go to metagamer hq

play relaxing games

(You don't have a smartphone anymore since you stabbed it to death.)

You go to the Metagamer HQ and they welcome you. "Hello there, Protagonist! We are the Metagamers. We can see beyond the Fourth Wall." A Metagamer guard greets you. "We can see that your Bloodlust is conquering you. How about you give the Vending Machine a spin? Only $50."

A sticky note is attached to the Vending Machine.

"ROLL THE VEND" RANDOM EFFECTS MACHINE
Insert $50 and random things happen, like free weapons. Or curing Bloodlust. Or falling pianos on your face.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (3/5 rounds, 2 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (2/5 rounds, 3 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (9/17 rounds, 3 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (11/20 rounds, 2 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (7 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$1100
Molotov roostertail x3

Bloodlust: 95%, Insane.

[plad101]

Put in 100 dolla and get two random items

[lord techno]

Put in 100 dolla and get two random items

Rig the machine to cure bloodlust and rain pianos on everyone but you.