BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[plad101]

Instead go to the hospital and fix your autism

[Ad Bot]

[lord techno]

Instead go to the hospital and fix your autism

I find that offencive good sir.

Now shut up and take my money.

[Ragequit]

I find that offencive good sir.

Now shut up and take my money.

sigh

[tber123]

You stumble in a random direction and hope its the hospital. A few hours later, you finally discover the Hospital. You see a nurse with a magnificent moustache approach you.

"Capitalist Pig. You're here for some healing, yes?"

"Wuh?"

"A Capitalist Pig and a godamn dumbass. I'll take that as a yes."

You wake up the next morning cured of your stupidity. As you walk out, you notice that the Nurse is the same nurse that was killed by your old smartphone, except this time he has a magnificent moustache. Something is up.



You take one look outside after you leave the Hospital and discover buildings with a Hammer and Martini symbol painted everywhere. A nearby building in the distance is having holes blown into it. Faint gunfire and explosions ring in the distance.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$750
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED

[Ragequit]

go to a different universe this one's communist

[tber123]

You walk to the Metagamer HQ and discover that its been razed to the ground. All thats left is a vending machine and a dying man surrounded by cops.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$750
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
[/quote]

[lord techno]

Use the vending machine cuz, why the fuk not.

[tber123]

Use the vending machine cuz, why the fuk not.

RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Dueling Consciences

VENDING MACHINE ERROR: CANNOT INITIATE TEMPORARY EFFECT.

A nearby Communist Cop notices what you are doing and shoots the Vending Machine with an RPG, blowing it up.

"Come with us, filthy American."

Your conscience comes to life.

"Come with them! There is no need for unnecessary Bloodshed!" The Good Half speaks up.

"These are FILTHY COMMIES, and you are an ALL AMERICAN, PATRIOTIC, GOD FEARING CITIZEN! Serve your country and waste these damn Ruskies!" The Evil Half speaks up.

"Murder is bad! You can just knock them out nonlethally!"

"Quiet, you! Killing is permanent! We kill these Commie Bastards and they won't bite us later! Besides, its okay! These people aren't even patriots!"

Police Officer 1 armed with Mosin Nagant
Police Officer 2 armed with SKS
Police Officer 3 armed with RPG

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Switchblade
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Decepticon]

kill them all

[lord techno]

KILL!!

[MTrRxx]

BECOME LIBERTY PRIME!
"COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED!"
"AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!"

[tber123]

BECOME LIBERTY PRIME!
"COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED!"
"AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!"

KILL!!

kill them all

Protagonist whips out a dull Switchblade and stabs Police Officer 1 in the eyeballs!
Police Officer 2 recoils in shock!
Police Officer 3 recoils in shock.
Protagonist shouts: "AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!"
Police Officer 2 runs away in fear!
Police Officer 3 has a family!

Protagonist pins Police Officer 1 to the ground, disembowels him, and gouges out his eyeballs with his thumbs!

You go to the other dying man and discover that it is the same Metagamer Guard from the previous universe.

"W-What have.... You... *cough* ....Done?"

Metagamer Guard(DYING) armed with bare hands

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Golden entrepreneur  Staff
entrepreneur  Staff(Bloodstained)
Suit/Tie
.500 S&W Revolver (5/5 rounds, 1 .500 speedloaders left)
Mosin Nagant (5/5 rounds, 5 7.62x54 mags)
Glock (17/17 rounds, 2 9mm mags left)
AA-12 Shotgun (20/20 rounds, 20 shells left)
M14 (20/20 rounds, 1 7.62 NATO mags left)
ToasterTron 667 (2/2 toast, 4 bread left)
Taser (6 Taser cartridges left)
Conservative Redneck Disguise
MLG Blunt
Umbrella
Police Bribery 101
Nightstick
Firefighter Disguise
Dull Switchblade
$700
Molotov roostertail x3
New Smartphone

Bloodlust: DISABLED
Dueling Consciences ACTIVE

[Decepticon]

remind ourselves these aren't real cops

they're communists who stole america's cops

"i've done the wrong thing, but now my genocide crusade starts here"

[Ragequit]

BEGIN THE DEMOCRATIC REVOLUTION OF AMERICA

[SWAT One]

Those are some pusillanimous individual cops.