TESTING TESTING THREE TWO ONE
Jack off on everyone.
You run up right into Stalin, pull your large muscle rooster out and watch as it gets shredded by every elite sec shooting you at once. Stalin then proceeds to crush your head with his iron fist as a display of the best case scenario for the rest of your squad. They fire back and are all promptly killed.
[GAME OVER]GOOD JOB richardBRAIN
Toss your only molotov at the guards, blast them with your AA-12 shotgun and then set them on fire with your M2 Flamethrower.
Forge yourself into the Ultimate Freedom Dispensing, Communist Killing machine by using the entrepreneur Staff upon yourself. Expect that Stalin will fight back with equal measures.
YOU light and chuck the Molotov into the mob of communist oaggotry, following up with several AA-12 blasts and capping that off with a large inferno from your M2 flamethrower!
Elite Sec 1 takes the full force of the assault and is
killed grievously, flailing on the ground and crying out to Lenin before finally expiring!
Elite Sec 2 dodges the roostertail, only to catch a shotgun blast to the chest!
Elite Sec 3 gets shot in the leg and catches fire, and manages to extinguish it via rolling!
Elite Sec 4 gets a face full of flames, blinding him!
You then order the rest of your squad to fire at them, as you stand back and try to use the Ultimate entrepreneur Staff on yourself in an attempt to summon Liberty Prime himself! While hoping for a kickass one-on-one mech battle with the Big Bad Commie Bastard himself!
You then vomit the staff back up, fall over and continue vomiting. All this pent up bloodlust is making you unstable.
Stalin quickly notices your handicapped forgetup, and speaks: "
LOOK AT THIS PIG, LYING DOWN AND THROWING UP, THINKING IT'S GOING UP IN LIFE AND LOOKING DOWN ON US. THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF CAPITALISM."
Suzie is visibly disturbed, but fruitlessly fires into Stalin anyway!
Former Soviet Infantry is horrified by your display of idiocy, and
DEFECTS before shooting you in the left arm!
Elite Sec 2~4 spent the time dealing with the flames!
Elite Sec 5 shoots his RPG into Soviet Defector,
blasting bits of him all over the walls and windows!Elite Sec 6 takes aim with the M202 FLASH, potentially spelling your doom!
Elite Sec 7 shoots the M79 into Suzie's general direction,
badly wounding him with the blast!As you slowly recuperate from puking nonstop, your two consciences wake up to debate the sheer forget of the situation.
HOLY stuff! Can't we do ANYTHING right?!I'm gonna enjoy every single bit of this. So much BLOOD to free from entrapment!No, god dammit, look! Half our squad is gone! One of the big guy's grunts died and they're still 7 people strong!Those words only mean seven future dead people! They're all big buff guys, with big muscles to rip apart!We're obviously going to forget up the entire fight. We need to run like hell before we're wiped out!Or we can go the usual and effective route called "rip and tear everyone opposing us"!!
JOSEPH STALIN using POWER ARMOR and DUAL COMMUNISM SMGS
Soviet Infantry using DP-28 MACHINE GUN
Elite Sec 2 (lightly wounded) using FN FAL SCOPED
Elite Sec 3 (moderately wounded) using XM8
Elite Sec 4 (STUNNED) using M2 FLAMETHROWER
Elite Sec 5 using RPG
Elite Sec 6 using M202 FLASH
Elite Sec 7 using M79 GL
Suzie (heavily wounded) using GYROJET PISTOL
YOU are moderately wounded!
WEAPONS: TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 KO darts/2 venom darts/1 rage dart/2 laugh darts) M2 FLAMETHROWER (5/10 uses, 2 spare tanks) GLOCK (17/17 uses, 2 spare mags) AA-12 SHOTGUN (20/20 uses) M16 (17/20 uses, 1 spare mag) TOASTERTRON 667 (2/2 uses, 4 spare slices) TASER (6 uses)
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$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: MAXED (VISIBLY INSANE AND COMPLETELY UNSTABLE)
EFFECT: SCHIZOPHRENIA (DUELING CONSCIENCES)