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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 150292 times)

>be stalin

call in armored reinforcements


Do an epic combo on your xbax controller while entering konami code

Take Elite Sec 1's gold-plated AK, kill Suzie with a glock, take her pistol, say "forget that staff, forget all of you", and leave.

Only if this could be a mod or gamemode.


Use M14 and shoot everything around you.
all hail Simo Häyhä

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Use M14 and shoot everything around you.
all hail Simo Häyhä

simo hayha used a mosin

All out attack, spare nobody, use every weapon.
All out attack, spare nobody, use every weapon.

You awkwardly tape all your weapons and items together and fire. Flames spew, toast flies, people are tased, tranquilizer darts fly, entrepreneur  staffs shank people in the throat, and flashlights blind Stalin himself for a brief second.

Joseph Stalin and Soviet Infantry are all that remains. You can do this. You can finish these guys off---

---ENEMY TURN----
Joseph Stalin preaches about how Communism will lead to a better mankind!
Suzie, taken in by Stalin's preaching, defects to Stalin's side!
Protagonist is stunned by Stalin's teachings! He desperately searches for the truth.
Soviet Infantry fires the DP-28 Machine Gun at Protagonist, hitting the torso 10 times GRINDING IT INTO BLOODY CHUNKS!
Protagonist gasps a last breath and soils the floor.

GAME OVER
TIP: Are you sure you can fight a man in power armor and dual SMGs that can attack psychologically? He just converted your allies to his side with his compelling voice alone.


Read the action hero book for advice.

ACTION HERO TIP #427: Know when to fold em! No shame in fleeing like a coward and living another day.

>be stalin

call in armored reinforcements



You scream into your smartphone and call for armored reinforcements! Stalin's laughter floods the entire room, overwhelming everyone.


Use M14 and shoot everything around you.
all hail Simo Häyhä

You whip out a M14 and shoot everyone. Stalin's power armor laughs at your bullets, and a few Elite Security Guards survive unscathed thanks to their dodging ability.

Take Elite Sec 1's gold-plated AK, kill Suzie with a glock, take her pistol, say "forget that staff, forget all of you", and leave.

You swipe a nearby gold-plated AK and shoot Suzie with a Glock! The other Communists stare at you in disbelief, and Stalin silently stares into your soul. You take Suzie's Gyrojet Rocket Pistol and level it at her, but Stalin finishes her off!

"forget that staff! forget all of you!" You shout before attempting to flee. Metal doors close downwards, trapping you with Stalin. Stalin decides to play Basketball with your face and slam dunks you into the floor before he pauses. Should he play Football or Soccer? Eventually, he decides on Soccer and kicks you upwards. You go crashing out a window and fly past the stratosphere as the Elite Security Guards let out a cry of "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!"

Earth's gravity eventually pulls you back into orbit, causing you to come crashing down violently into the showers of Venturon City's prison. Right on time, too, as you interrupted a prison shanking and landed on some guy's skull, killing him!

"NOOOOO! THAT WAS MY LOVER!" A inmate screams out before he and his gang stomp you into a bloody pulp. You wake up in the Prison's infirmary to see a bunch of guards standing over you.

"Is this the escaped prisoner from last week?" One of them says.

"Meh. I don't give a stuff. These prisoners all kinda look the same after a while." An older guard says.

"He seems kinda insane. Maybe this will help." A young guard injects you with something, curing your Bloodlust. He flashes you a friendly smile and quickly hauls ass out of the room.

"Wait a minute! That's one of the terrorists that tried to assault the Nuclear Power Plant! GET HIM!" A vigilant guard screams.

You are beaten once again and tased several times despite your lack of resistance. All potential weapons are confiscated and you are hauled off to the Court House to stand trial. The Judge begins to read.

"The defendant is charged with 17 counts of Treason, 2 counts of Terrorism, 199 counts of Assault, 96 counts of Murder, 4 counts of Arson, 17 counts of Resisting Arrest, 1 count of Illegal Space Flight, 302 counts of Disturbing the Peace, and 667 counts of being a filthy Capitalist scumbag."

The Judge finishes up reading your (mostly) Annoying Orangeed up charges. "What do you have to say in this matter?"

A - Use court appointed Attorney Irma Failure.
B - Attempt to defend yourself against these charges.
C - Plead guilty. You'll get a lighter sentence, right?
D - Pay $700 to hire Ace Attorney Johnathan "Eden" Adams!
E - Other Option: ______________________





Judge Alexi has a Gavel and is wearing Black Robes.
Angry Juror #1 stares at you with disdain.
Relaxed Juror #2 looks around the room.
Bored Juror #3 has zero forgets to give.
Patriotic Juror #4 is angered at the lack of American flags.
Communist Juror #5 thinks about how every man can afford a loaf of bread in Venturon.
Stalinist Juror #6 thinks about Stalin.
Suspicious Juror #7 fiddles with something in his lap. You don't want to even know.
Sleeper Agent Juror #8 signals to you in Morse code, assuring you that he won't vote guilty.
Communist Juror #9 thinks about his wife and kids.
Stalinist Juror #10 eagerly anticipates the death of another threat to glorious Venturon city.
Angry Juror #11 wishes that he could go home already.
Mute Juror #12 looks around with excitement.
Prosecutor Brayko is confident that you'll be sentenced to either life in prison or executed.
Protagonist(YOU) is NEAR DEATH and standing trial!

WEAPONS:
NONE
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
BOOK (FIRST AID)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0% (Normal)
EFFECTS: DUELING CONSCIENCES(Permanent unless you cure it)
« Last Edit: July 05, 2015, 09:10:28 PM by tber123 »

why did you kill suzie you friend we could've had her help and loveed her

why did you kill suzie you friend we could've had her help and loveed her

Take Elite Sec 1's gold-plated AK, kill Suzie with a glock, take her pistol, say "forget that staff, forget all of you", and leave.

Blockchip demanded it
« Last Edit: July 05, 2015, 09:26:26 PM by tber123 »

how did we get 1 count of illegal space flight
was stalin's kick just that good

anyway, attempt to defend yourself with a speech about patriotism, the greater good, and the evils of communism in your most convincing and sane voice


awwww cmon man
why didn't you use my combo :c

awwww cmon man
why didn't you use my combo :c

Oh crap how did I miss that? Let's rewind time for a bit.

Quote
Do an epic combo on your xbax controller while entering konami code

You do an epic combo and enter the Konami Code! Stalin is barely wounded and enraged. He shoots you in the face.

Lives left: 29

Stalin's guards open fire on you once you revive, pulping your organs.

Lives left: 28

The instant you respawn, Stalin kicks you into the sun.

Lives left: 27

You respawn again, disoriented. The guards slap you hard enough that your brain goes flying out of your skull somehow.

Lives left: 26

The guards continue spawnkilling you until you run out of lives.

GAME OVER

how did we get 1 count of illegal space flight
was stalin's kick just that good

anyway, attempt to defend yourself with a speech about patriotism, the greater good, and the evils of communism in your most convincing and sane voice

B - Attempt to defend yourself against these charges.

You defend your crimes by giving a speech about American Patriotism, why your crimes were for the greater good, and why Communism is evil and that the people should rebel against Stalin.

Judge Alexi facepalms.
Angry Juror #1 resists flipping you off.
Patriotic Juror #4 is moved to tears by your patriotic ideals.
Bored Juror #3 is still bored.
Stalinist Juror #10 tries to stifle a laugh.
Communist Juror #9 scoffs.
Suspicious Juror #7 continues interacting with something in his lap.
Sleeper Agent Juror #8 signals in Morse Code for you to keep up the good work.
Prosecutor Brayko holds firm and remains confident that you will be executed or sentenced to the gulags.

throw pancakes.

You grab a pancake and throw it at the nearest person, which happens to be a random security guard. The Security guards rush to your position, tase you multiple times, beat you senseless with nightsticks, and pepper spray you for good measure before carefully guarding you.

A - Use court appointed Attorney Irma Failure.
B - Attempt to defend yourself again against these charges.
C - Plead guilty. You'll get a lighter sentence, right?
D - Pay $700 to hire Ace Attorney Johnathan "Eden" Adams!
E - Other Option: ______________________




Judge Alexi has a Gavel and is wearing Black Robes.
Angry Juror #1 stares at you with even more disdain.
Relaxed Juror #2 takes interest in your courtroom antics.
Bored Juror #3 still has zero forgets to give.
Patriotic Juror #4 is moved to tears.
Communist Juror #5 thinks about how every man can afford a loaf of bread in Venturon.
Stalinist Juror #6 thinks about firing squads.
Suspicious Juror #7 continues touching something in his lap.
Sleeper Agent Juror #8 looks around nervously.
Communist Juror #9 thinks about his neighbors.
Stalinist Juror #10 eagerly anticipates being able to vote Guilty.
Angry Juror #11 is impatient.
Mute Juror #12 looks around with excitement.
Prosecutor Brayko is confident that you'll be sentenced to either life in prison or executed.
Security Guard 1 watches you carefully.
Security Guard 2 glares at you with malevolence. He moves his arms to his gun holster incase you pull any more tricks.
Protagonist(YOU) is NEAR DEATH and standing trial!

WEAPONS:
NONE
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
BOOK (FIRST AID)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE

$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0% (Normal)
EFFECTS: DUELING CONSCIENCES(Permanent unless you cure it)

try to get an excuse to leave the court room to go the bathroom across the hall

try to get an excuse to leave the court room to go the bathroom across the hall

"Can I use the bathroom?" You ask.

"Go ahead. Guards, escort this pig to the Bathroom." The Judge says. The two guards aim guns at you and escort you to the bathroom, where you enter alone. Suckers.