All out attack, spare nobody, use every weapon.
All out attack, spare nobody, use every weapon.
You awkwardly tape all your weapons and items together and fire. Flames spew, toast flies, people are tased, tranquilizer darts fly, entrepreneur staffs shank people in the throat, and flashlights blind Stalin himself for a brief second.
Joseph Stalin and Soviet Infantry are all that remains. You can do this. You can finish these guys off---
---ENEMY TURN----
Joseph Stalin preaches about how Communism will lead to a better mankind!
Suzie, taken in by Stalin's preaching, defects to Stalin's side!
Protagonist is stunned by Stalin's teachings! He desperately searches for the truth.
Soviet Infantry fires the DP-28 Machine Gun at
Protagonist, hitting the torso 10 times GRINDING IT INTO BLOODY CHUNKS!
Protagonist gasps a last breath and soils the floor.GAME OVER
TIP: Are you sure you can fight a man in power armor and dual SMGs that can attack psychologically? He just converted your allies to his side with his compelling voice alone.Read the action hero book for advice.
ACTION HERO TIP #427: Know when to fold em! No shame in fleeing like a coward and living another day.
>be stalin
call in armored reinforcements
You scream into your smartphone and call for armored reinforcements! Stalin's laughter floods the entire room, overwhelming everyone.
Use M14 and shoot everything around you.
all hail Simo Häyhä
You whip out a M14 and shoot everyone. Stalin's power armor laughs at your bullets, and a few Elite Security Guards survive unscathed thanks to their dodging ability.
Take Elite Sec 1's gold-plated AK, kill Suzie with a glock, take her pistol, say "forget that staff, forget all of you", and leave.
You swipe a nearby gold-plated AK and shoot Suzie with a Glock! The other Communists stare at you in disbelief, and Stalin silently stares into your soul. You take Suzie's Gyrojet Rocket Pistol and level it at her, but Stalin finishes her off!
"forget that staff! forget all of you!" You shout before attempting to flee. Metal doors close downwards, trapping you with Stalin. Stalin decides to play Basketball with your face and slam dunks you into the floor before he pauses. Should he play Football or Soccer? Eventually, he decides on Soccer and kicks you upwards. You go crashing out a window and fly past the stratosphere as the Elite Security Guards let out a cry of "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!"
Earth's gravity eventually pulls you back into orbit, causing you to come crashing down violently into the showers of Venturon City's prison. Right on time, too, as you interrupted a prison shanking and landed on some guy's skull, killing him!
"NOOOOO! THAT WAS MY LOVER!" A inmate screams out before he and his gang stomp you into a bloody pulp. You wake up in the Prison's infirmary to see a bunch of guards standing over you.
"Is this the escaped prisoner from last week?" One of them says.
"Meh. I don't give a stuff. These prisoners all kinda look the same after a while." An older guard says.
"He seems kinda insane. Maybe this will help." A young guard injects you with something, curing your Bloodlust. He flashes you a friendly smile and quickly hauls ass out of the room.
"Wait a minute! That's one of the terrorists that tried to assault the Nuclear Power Plant! GET HIM!" A vigilant guard screams.
You are beaten once again and tased several times despite your lack of resistance. All potential weapons are confiscated and you are hauled off to the Court House to stand trial. The Judge begins to read.
"The defendant is charged with 17 counts of Treason, 2 counts of Terrorism, 199 counts of Assault, 96 counts of Murder, 4 counts of Arson, 17 counts of Resisting Arrest, 1 count of Illegal Space Flight, 302 counts of Disturbing the Peace, and 667 counts of being a filthy Capitalist scumbag."
The Judge finishes up reading your (mostly) Annoying Orangeed up charges. "What do you have to say in this matter?"
A - Use court appointed Attorney Irma Failure.
B - Attempt to defend yourself against these charges.
C - Plead guilty. You'll get a lighter sentence, right?
D - Pay $700 to hire Ace Attorney Johnathan "Eden" Adams!
E - Other Option: ______________________
Judge Alexi has a Gavel and is wearing Black Robes.
Angry Juror #1 stares at you with disdain.
Relaxed Juror #2 looks around the room.
Bored Juror #3 has zero forgets to give.
Patriotic Juror #4 is angered at the lack of American flags.
Communist Juror #5 thinks about how every man can afford a loaf of bread in Venturon.
Stalinist Juror #6 thinks about Stalin.
Suspicious Juror #7 fiddles with something in his lap. You don't want to even know.
Sleeper Agent Juror #8 signals to you in Morse code, assuring you that he won't vote guilty.
Communist Juror #9 thinks about his wife and kids.
Stalinist Juror #10 eagerly anticipates the death of another threat to glorious Venturon city.
Angry Juror #11 wishes that he could go home already.
Mute Juror #12 looks around with excitement.
Prosecutor Brayko is confident that you'll be sentenced to either life in prison or executed.
Protagonist(YOU) is NEAR DEATH and standing trial!
WEAPONS:
NONE
| OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
BOOK (FIRST AID)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE |
$700 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 0% (Normal)
EFFECTS: DUELING CONSCIENCES(Permanent unless you cure it)
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