BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

Beat them all to not-quite-death with a baseball bat while making crappy puns

No, one of them has an anti-stab vest

Continue to use Suit 1 as a body shield.  While you're at it, take a peek at Action Hero Guide for some temporary courage/boldness.

ACTION HERO TIP #1347
Someone wearing a bulletproof or stabproof vest? Shoot/stab that forgeter in the throat.

You grab Suit 1 and use him as a meatshield. Suit 4 and Suit 5 approach you, pistols drawn. You quickly throw Suit 1's unconscious body at Suit 4, knocking him into Suit 5. As both of the Suits lay on the floor stunned you give them a good whack to the brain with the baseball bat.

Protagonist strikes Suit 5 in the head. He goes out like a lightbulb! -5 Bloodlust
Protagonist strikes Suit 4 in the head and accidentally cracks his skull! +5 Bloodlust

Two more suits come out to investigate the noise.

Suit 6 armed with Switchblade
Suit 7 armed with Bare Hands
Protagonist is badly wounded.


9:35 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT PSS Pistol (6/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (2/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once) IMAGINARY YO-YO IMAGINARY AA-12 (20/20 Imaginary Rounds left) IMAGINARY MG42 (79/100 Imaginary Rounds left) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 5% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

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[Swampivorous]

Beat down the new guys but keep them alive.  Also; ditch all you imagination weapons.  Maybe traitor joe's can supply actual versions.  Or maybe some weird super device to make his imagination weapons real.

[Blockchip]

Beat them all to death with a pun while making crappy baseball batsAttack them both with a baseball bat, take Suit 4's anti-stab-vest, and investigate the basement with your PISS ready

[The Resonte!]

dual-wield nightstick and baseball bat

[Space1255]

shove the one-shotter up the ass of 6 and fire. Summon Good Conscience to fight w/ you'

[XR-7]

Check the sizes of the suit's the guys are wearing and take one that matches your size.

[tber123]

Goddamn it. I was typing a huge wall of text and then I refreshed by accident, erasing it all and wasting 10-15 minutes of work.

Lets skip to the part where we try to save Traitor Joe after looting a Stab Vest and Switchblade from the suits
After defeating the Suits, you open the door at the end of the basement to discover Traitor Joe tied up to a chair. The Leader of the Suits screams "Marxism! Socialism! Totalitarianism! Every man can afford a loaf of bread! Kruschev! Worker's Paradise!" as he and his guards beat Communist Wisdom into Traitor Joe with Soviet flags, cardboard cutouts of Stalin, actual hammers and sickles, and a martini.

They haven't noticed you yet. Eliminate as many as you can before detection.

Suit 8(Stab Vest) armed with Cardboard Cutout of Stalin
Suit 9 armed with Hammer
Suit 10(Stab Vest) armed with Sickle
Suit 11 armed with Soviet Flag
Suit 12(Stab Vest) armed with Martini
Suit 13 armed with S4M Silent Pistol
Lead Interrogator Suit 14(Combined Stab/Bullet Vest) armed with Improvised Shotgun
Traitor Joe(TIED UP) is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is badly wounded.


9:37 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (6/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (2/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 5% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

[Ragequit]

headshot six people with pss, use s4m on last guy

[tber123]

headshot six people with pss, use s4m on last guy

You unzip your pants and piss on everyone. Six pissed off Suits bash your face in before you can react.

GAME OVER
Hint: You're not the Postal Dude. Reloading save file.....

[Accidentally misread that. Whoops.]

[Ragequit]

headshot six people with pss, use s4m on last guy

[tber123]

headshot six people with pss, use s4m on last guy

Oops. Misread that since its past 10:00 PM here and I was a bit exhausted.

Protagonist rapidly fires off six shots from the PSS!
Suit 8 drops dead.
Suit 9 cries out to Trotsky one last time.
Suit 11 screams to Karl Marx for forgiveness.
+10 Bloodlust
Suit 14 is struck in the back!
Suit 13 is struck in the hands, causing him to drop his gun!
Suit 12's martini breaks from the bullet.

Suit 10 lunges at Protagonist with a sickle, but misses!
Suit 12 chops at Protagonist with his bare hands!
Suit 13 throws a knife at Protagonist, but MISTAKENLY hits Suit 12 in the arms!
Suit 14 fires the improvised shotgun at Protagonist! Three pellets hit their mark.
Good Conscience fires an imaginary Tranquilizer Rifle at Suit 14, hitting the head to no effect!

Suit 10(Stab Vest) armed with Sickle
Suit 12(Stab Vest) (Moderate wounds, bleeding) armed with bare hands
Suit 13 (Light wounds, bleeding) armed with Throwing Knife
Lead Interrogator Suit 14(Combined Stab/Bullet Vest) (Light wounds) armed with Improvised Shotgun
Traitor Joe(TIED UP) is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is majorly wounded and bleeding lightly.


9:38 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (2/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 15% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)

[Blockchip]

Take suit 13's S4M pistol, duel-wield S4M pistols, jump in the air, shoot suit 10 twice, suit 12 once, and suit 13 once.

[Rigel]

Grab the healthiest-looking suit as a meat-shield.

[Space1255]

Get good conscience to summon a pistol and shoot the stab vests.

[tber123]

Get good conscience to summon a pistol and shoot the stab vests.

Good Conscience summons an imaginary pistol and shoots Suit 14 in the head to no effect!
Suit 14 says: "Filthy American! Your imagination can't hurt me!"

Take suit 13's S4M pistol, duel-wield S4M pistols, jump in the air, shoot suit 10 twice, suit 12 once, and suit 13 once.

Protagonist dives for Suit 13's S4M pistol on the floor!
Suit 13 throws himself onto the gun and kicks Protagonist away!
Protagonist, Suit 13 both struggle for the gun!
The gun goes off!
Suit 14 is struck in the ass!
Protagonist kicks Suit 13 in the groin, grabs the S4M pistol, and fires it three times at different targets!
Suit 10 is hit in the head. He desperately cries out to Khrushchev one last time. +5 Bloodlust
Suit 12 looks at his wounds and grows distant.
Suit 13 drops to the floor in pain.

Grab the healthiest-looking suit as a meat-shield.

Suit 14 raises his homemade shotgun to fire!
Protagonist snatches Suit 13!
Suit 13 is struggling and screaming!
Suit 14 MISTAKENLY shoots Suit 13!
Suit 13 drops to the floor bleeding out.

Suit 12(Stab Vest) (Majorly wounded, bleeding) armed with bare hands
Suit 13 (Dying, Bleeding out) armed with Throwing Knife
Lead Interrogator Suit 14(Combined Stab/Bullet Vest) (Badly wounded) armed with Improvised Shotgun
Traitor Joe(TIED UP) is majorly wounded.
Good Conscience is healthy.
Protagonist is majorly wounded and bleeding lightly.


9:38 AM

WEAPONS: TASER (0 cartridges left) BASEBALL BAT SWITCHBLADE PSS Pistol (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon S4M Silent Pistol(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL (Can only fire once, packs a punch) KNIFE NIGHTSTICK

OTHER ITEMS: DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN) SUIT WITH TIE ARMOR (STAB VEST) DISGUISE (REDNECK) DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size! BOOK (FIRST AID) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS) SMARTPHONE (BATTERY DEAD)

$0 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 20% (Normal)
EFFECTS: GOOD CONSCIENCE(Permanent unless you cure it)