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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 143742 times)

is spontaneous kirby an usual sight or something

anyway loot the rednecks and go to the bank of communismo

Wait how did that work

Say "No, i'd rather help clean up the bodies"

explain that you have not jacked off in many hours due to the research ban

explain that you have not jacked off in many hours due to the research ban

"We already protested the ban on research. The government is considering lifting it tomorrow."

is spontaneous kirby an usual sight or something

anyway loot the rednecks and go to the bank of communismo
Say "No, i'd rather help clean up the bodies"

You loot a .357 speedloader since the rest of the guns were destroyed when you blew up the Rednecks. That, and the player character already has too much ammo. You stuff the corpses into a nearby dumpster and walk to the Bank Of Communism.

You see a bank with a hammer and sickle prominently displayed on it. There is a fence blocking access to the back, and another building to the left of the bank with a ladder to the roof.

Two off-duty police officers are smoking outside the bank. The cops are still searching for you.

Wait how did that work

Didn't feel like giving another game over for that this time.



Off-Duty Cop 1 armed with Nightstick
Off-Duty Cop 2 armed with Nightstick

Nearby Civilian armed with Video Camera
Nearby Civilian 2
Nearby Biker armed with Chain

YOU are healthy.


10:44 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (1 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 45%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

Eat some pumpkin bread.

gather enough shoe polish to make you black

taze the camera guy, then quickly shank the two richardheads so you can climb the fence without being badgered

do you guys see how helpful you can be when yelling allahu ackbar while pretending to be a redneck?

taze the camera guy, then quickly shank the two richardheads so you can climb the fence without being badgered

Protagonist tases Nearby Civilian 1!
-3 Bloodlust

Off-Duty Cop 1 notices the tasing and runs over to question whats going on!
Protagonist shanks Off-Duty Cop 1 in the gut!
Off-Duty Cop 1 shivers silently and bleeds out. +2 Bloodlust
Protagonist grabs Off-Duty Cop 2 and slits his throat before he can react!
Off-Duty Cop 2 drowns in his own blood. +2 bloodlust

Nearby Civilian 2 runs off screaming!
Nearby Biker runs away hollering!

You climb the fence and take cover behind a wall. One guard is in front of the back entrance smoking a cigar while the other two guards are behind a car discussing something.

"Congratulations on the new baby boy, man."

"I know, right? And today's my last day on the job before I get to spend some quality time with him. Can you believe it?"

"Best of luck to you, Frank."


Generic Security Guard(Guarding back entrance, smoking a cigar) armed with ID-Locked Glock
Security Guard Nameless McRedshirt armed with Remington Shotgun
Security Guard Frank armed with ID-Locked MP5
YOU are healthy.


10:44 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (0 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (5 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 47%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

Don't kill Frank, just knock him out.

Don't kill Frank, just knock him out.

Protagonist fires a Tranquilizer Gun at Frank, hitting the head!
Frank passes out on the floor. -3 Bloodlust

"Whats wrong?" Nameless McRedshirt says as he tries to shake Frank awake.


Generic Security Guard(Guarding back entrance, smoking a cigar) armed with ID-Locked Glock
Security Guard Nameless McRedshirt armed with Remington Shotgun
Security Guard Frank armed with ID-Locked MP5
YOU are healthy.


10:44 AM

WEAPONS:
TASER (0 cartridges left)
BASEBALL BAT
TRAITOR JOE's NICKEL PLATED COLT M1911A1 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) Unique Weapon
SWITCHBLADE
FIRE AXE
BAIKAL MP-133 SHOTGUN (5/6 rounds, 2 shotgun shells left)
FN BARRACUDA .357 REVOLVER (5/6 rounds, 3 .357 speedloaders left)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (4 Tranq darts left) Suppressed Weapon
PSS PISTOL (0/6 rounds, no 7.62x42mm mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
S4M SILENT PISTOL(2) (0/2 rounds, no 7.62x63 mags) Suppressed Weapon
DISPOSABLE ONE-SHOT PISTOL x2 (Can only fire once, packs a punch)
KNIFE
NIGHTSTICK
OTHER ITEMS:
DISGUISE (REPAIRMAN)
SUIT WITH TIE
SKULLS x2
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
DISGUISE (REDNECK)
DISGUISE (POLICE) Not your size!
BOOK (FIRST AID)
DISGUISE (FACTORY WORKER) Bloodstained
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (DON'T BURN BOOKS)
SMARTPHONE ()

$500 IN CASH
BLOODLUST: 44%
WANTED LEVEL: POLICE SEARCHING - LOCATION UNKNOWN

Tranquilize McRedshirt, and stab frank's body with a knife until he dies

Tranquilize McRedshirt, and stab frank's body with a knife until he dies

No please I don't want Frank to die, he might be cool and give us a noble peace prize or something like that

don't kill frank or mcredshirt

but take their clothes and weapons