BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[NotBomberguy]

Become aware that the big bounce happened with the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L)

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[Swampivorous]

Ask Traitor Joe about the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L).

[tber123]

Ask Traitor Joe about the ACNRHKLAHBSLFGSG(L).

"I don't know what that is, but it sounds more like a Government conspiracy!"

Read the bloodlust control book, and then say "Yes."

The Bloodlust Control book gives a ton of useful tips for managing bloodlust... But your Bloodlust meter is at 0%. Damn.

The random stranger starts ranting about how evil the Conservative Crime Squad is before handing you a flyer for the Liberal Crime Squad.

stuff on his face

You coldrooster the man in the face and attempt to stuff on him.

"Hold it right there!"

A man runs up to you and socks you in the face before trying to beat the stuff out of you.

Summon the rest of your Templar stuff. As it finishes the look, and Makes you badass. (Because Magic.)
To clear that up, Templars are known to be Magical Knights.

Black Belt armed with BARE HANDS
Random Man
YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Get Groceries

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT TEMPLAR ARMOR DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[startacker]

Pull out your shotgun and intimidate him

[Nicepoint]

Grab the mans arm in a smooth fashion and quickly but gently fold it behind he's back.  Then twist the arm so that the man is begging you to stop.

This should give us some negative bloodlust.

[Space1255]

Find Gunslinger and Metagamer.

[tber123]

Pull out your shotgun and intimidate him

"Bitch, be cool." You whip out a shotgun only for the Black Belt to karate chop you in the throat.

Grab the mans arm in a smooth fashion and quickly but gently fold it behind he's back.  Then twist the arm so that the man is begging you to stop.

This should give us some negative bloodlust.

Black Belt agrees to stop attacking and runs away screaming for mommy!

Bloodlust minimum already reached

Find Gunslinger and Metagamer.

You run back to the metagamer HQ and find both Metagamer Guard and the Gunslinger. The Gunslinger vaguely remembers you, but refuses to tag along with you, as he has a private funeral to attend. You run back to the grocery store and do some shopping. Halfway through, you use the bathroom. Once you finish using the bathroom, the entire grocery store goes silent for some reason. Something is wrong.

YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Finish getting Groceries (1/2 done)

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT TEMPLAR ARMOR DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[Swampivorous]

suddenly Ganados

spin kick the stuff out of them.

[tber123]

suddenly Ganados

spin kick the stuff out of them.

Spin kick the stuff out of an empty grocery store?

[Space1255]

Spin kick the stuff out of an empty grocery store?

Nah, do push kicks.
OT: HIDE.

[Swampivorous]

Spin kick the stuff out of an empty grocery store?

I was adding Ganados in the store.

http://residentevil.wikia.com/Ganado

because...kido is the suddenly a villain?

[tber123]

Nah, do push kicks.
OT: HIDE.

You stay in the bathroom, gun aimed at the door. You listen closely to the noises you can pick up....

*FWIP* *FWIP* *FWIP* *THUD*

"P-Please don't kill m*FWIP FWIP* "Please Lord, we've done nothing wron*FWIP* *THUD*

"Why are you doing this? Please don't! I did nothing wrong to deserve this!" *FWIP FWIP FWIP* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" *THUD*

"HELP! HEEEEELP! HELP ME! HEL-" *FWIP* *THUD*

"NO! NO NO NO NO NO---" *FWIP* *SPLORT*

"Who the hell are you-- HEY! DROP THE WEAP---" *FWIP*

Someone is using a suppressed weapon to massacre the entire grocery store! The murderer must be getting closer to you, judging by how the noises are getting louder and louder!

YOU are lightly wounded


ERRANDS
Finish getting Groceries (1/2 done)

WEAPONS: ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(20/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (2 darts/3 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 0 shells left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT TEMPLAR ARMOR DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

[Space1255]

SCREAM 'FREE love'

[tber123]

SCREAM 'FREE love'

"FREE love IN HERE!" You shriek, attracting the murderer's attention. He(?) bursts in, caps you twice in the chest, and finishes you off with a headshot.

GAME OVER
Really?

[Space1255]

SCREAM AS YOU KICK DOWN THE DOOR AND SPRAY BULLETS
also how do people not notice the easily 200+lb of weaponry on you