BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Swampivorous]

wear socks with sandals to make everyone disgusted.

also alter the aphrodisiac mist so it has the scent of the child enthusiast and so the lusty mob rapes the stuff out of the creep.

Also hope to all the gods and higher powers that a creepbear doesn't appear.

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[Blockchip]

Do something sensible and actually possible

[Space1255]

Do something sensible and actually possible

What do you think this is, seriousness? Stop being serious and act silly, nerd.

[tber123]

boost to win.
also call hooded figure 2 Molly until actual name is given.
use TF2 teleporter to leave if you have to.

Protagonist summons a TF2 Teleporter out of nowhere and tries to use it! It doesn't work!
Police Officer tases Protagonist!
Protagonist is thrown to the ground and █████ ██ █████ ██████ ███████ ████ ████ █████ ███ ████!!!

Konami Cheat Code

Protagonist uses the Konami Code before he dies from █████ █████ ██████ ███████ ████!
Police Officer simply █████ ███ ██████████ again!
child enthusiast joins in!
Wrestler wrestles the stuff out of Protagonist's ██████ ███████ █████ ████!
Therapist █████ ███ really ████ ████ ████
Prison Rapist ██████ in the █████ ████ █████ █████ loving christ ██████████ He's never seen ███████ █████ ████ ███before!!

The lustful mob repeats and continues until all 30 lives are lost.

GAME OVER
No cheating.

wear stylin hat so people don't recognize you as you escape

You wear a Stylin Hat and make your escape from the mob!

alter the aphrodisiac mist so it has the scent of the child enthusiast and so the lusty mob rapes the stuff out of the creep

The lusty mob tosses the child enthusiast to the ground and ████████████ really ████ and ████████████ with a █████████████ and he doesn't ████ █████ █ ██████ ██ █ █████ ███████ ███ ███!

Meanwhile, Hooded Figure 2 reveals that she has a stuffton of C4 under her jacket! The C4 begins to beep rapidly as she lets out a cackle.....

Hooded Figure 2(Being interrogated by you) (Female)
YOU are badly wounded

9:15 PM
Weather Effect: Extreme fog + Thunderstorm

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SAXOPHONE VENTILATOR BADGE BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1 MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD INFECTED ORGANS BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) STYLIN HAT TEMPLAR ARMOR DAMAGED SMARTPHONE STAB VEST SAXOPHONE STYLIN' HAT BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%

What do you think this is, seriousness? Stop being serious and act silly, nerd.

Mostly serious thread. Stalin and Riddler being alive in 2015 is okay, but things like summoning stuff or shooting fingertip lightning? It depends.

[Swampivorous]

What the forget is with this censoring.

remove censors to make a pushy thingy that removes C4 jacket and throws it away to...PLanet X or some stuff.

[Blockchip]

Take the C4 and throw it at the mob

[The Resonte!]

c4 is a stable explosive

use sword to get the c4's out by any means necessary

then i dunno throw the c4's at the crowd

we still have interrogating to do!

[Swampivorous]

I have a feeling this might become some sort of rape scenario.

[tber123]

I have a feeling this might become some sort of rape scenario.

Already past that. See also:Lustful mob and the child enthusiast

[Swampivorous]

Already past that. See also:Lustful mob and the child enthusiast

I mean actual RP rape with that hooded figure 2.

[Cybertails1998]

Alter the mist to the hooded figure's scent, punt her away and run

[Refticus]

using ass propulsion, fly to the moon since stalin is probably still alive up there

[Bdarty]

Eat 4712470183274934717309473 pounds of Extreme Nuclear Beans: Indian Edition. Then take a fart.

[tber123]

This loving POS AT&T NVG510 is loving up again

Its either slow or theres no connection, causing the godamn page to be hijacked even on subsequent visits. Not updating on a 4G android tablet because its too much of a pain so I'll update later

[Swampivorous]

forget everyone so hard that it creates an EMP and disables the bomb.

intensify aphrodisiac mist