bump
cant let this die
Good news: My AT&T NVG510 isn't loving up so I can actually update
Eat 4712470183274934717309473 pounds of Extreme Nuclear Beans: Indian Edition. Then take a fart.
You decide you can't take it anymore and cause an earth shattering kaboom with some Indian Nuclear Beans from Ghandi.
GAME OVER: Got Ghandi'dSlap the Figure, take the C4 and disable it. Then take the hooded figure with you everywhere. Oh, and turn her into a Essential NPC so she cannot die.
Take the C4 and throw it at the mob
c4 is a stable explosive
use sword to get the c4's out by any means necessary
then i dunno throw the c4's at the crowd
we still have interrogating to do!
You try to pull the C4 off of the Hooded Figure, but it appears that the C4 has been superglued to her! The sword doesn't work either, and the beeping on the C4 speeds up. Hooded Figure 2 lets out a psychotic cackle.
You attempt to do "Setessential 1" in the console only for the console to come to life, slap you in the face, and take the Tilde key away from your keyboard!
Also, anger a gang member then lure him to the cops
The gang member gets caught in the love mist and immediately starts spreading some love.
forget everyone so hard that it creates an EMP and disables the bomb.
intensify aphrodisiac mist
You run around loving everything nearby before contracting an STD and dying a few months later. That hobo does not believe in safe love at all, it appears.
OUT WITH A BANG AGAINAlter the mist to the hooded figure's scent, punt her away and run
using ass propulsion, fly to the moon since stalin is probably still alive up there
You punt the Hooded Figure away after altering the mist to her scene moments before she explodes, sending you flying into space. You smack right into the moon and land on Joseph Stalin and Hooded Figure 1. Stalin hands you a space suit with a built in headset before shouting "Capitalist Pig! Stalin never dies!" at you. He then winds up his foot and punts you back into Earth before you can even disintegrate him with the alien blaster.
Disable child filters and go to Traitor Joe's.
You burn up in the atmosphere and crash into Traitor Joe's store. Traitor Joe went on vacation, so his assistant is running the store.
"Jesus Christ, man. Who the hell are you?" He says in a dead, monotone voice.
Traitor Joe's AssistantYOU are Near Death
WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE(1/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (1/3 rounds)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
| OTHER ITEMS:
SPACE SUIT
SAXOPHONE
VENTILATOR BADGE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
STYLIN HAT
TEMPLAR ARMOR
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
STAB VEST
SAXOPHONE
STYLIN' HAT
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$3500 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
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