buy police disguise and crowbar
put police disguise on so the ventilators don't recognize you
buy two random effects yo
RANDOM EFFECT 1: Invisible to Communists
RANDOM EFFECT 2: Bloodlust meter temporarily replaced with "Sanity" meter. Effects of insanity include hallucinations and freaky stuff that wouldn't be out of place in Eternal Darkness.
buy a Thompson G2 Contender at the second amendment shooting goods
You spend $1500 on a Thompson G2 Contender and some ammo.
Attempt to sell Jewbot Rainbow Sword to vending machine.
You sell the rainbow sword for $2000.
dude you're so chill right now
everything should be in super slow motion
and you automatically have all explosions happen behind you
and sunglasses appear on your face out of nowhere
Random explosions begin happening all around you! Way too close to you, to be exact!
Explosion 1 blows up Protagonist, hitting the right arm TEARING IT OFF!
Protagonist stumbles against a wall and spaces out.
Explosion 2 MISTAKENLY blows up Metagamer Guard, hitting the entire body RIPPING AND TEARING IT!
Metagamer Guard breaks into pieces.Explosion 3 blows up Protagonist, hitting the right leg HORRIBLY MUTILATING IT!
Protagonist yells until the scream cracks dry.
Explosion 4 MISTAKENLY blows up Elderly Metagamer Guard, hitting the torso BLOWING A HOLE INTO IT!
Elderly Metagamer Guard uses a Self Revive on himself and runs away hollering!
Explosion 5 blows up Protagonist, hitting the crotch and left leg BLOWING THEM BOTH APART!
Protagonist breathes heavily, coughing up blood.... Then all is quiet.Explosion 6 MISTAKENLY blows up a nearby van stuffed full of terrorists!
Terrorist Van crashes into the nuclear power plant and accidentally detonates the nukes hidden in there!
President Rush uses the incident as an excuse to nuke Russia!
Vladimir Putin crashes into the White House, wrestles President Rush to death, and escapes right before HIS nukes hit!
The rest of the godamn world starts firing nukes on eachother!
GAME OVER
Hint: Cool guys aren't immune to explosions right in their face.Let's try to find that cartel member who had the ultimate entrepreneur staff.
Wait, where did we get the laser sight and torch from?
Buy a random effect and go to the intelligence HQ
RANDOM EFFECT GAINED: Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
All those random people you gun down have names, you know.
You head to the Intelligence HQ in the middle of a raging thunderstorm under the cover of darkness. Secret Agents and Guard Dogs patrol the building, and you see a Cartel Member dealing dope to a corrupt Secret Agent in the parking lot.
You look through the windows of the Intelligence HQ and see a giant supercomputer, along with a stuffton of technology and things to loot from the place.
(Quick disclaimer with the random names: any real names belonging to well-known people are unintentional)
Cartel Drug Dealer Natalio Renato armed with entrepreneur Staff
Corrupt Secret Agent Zhenya Sergei armed with M16A2
YOU are somewhat wounded
11:00 PM(Almost midnight)
Current weather: Thunderstorm
WEAPONS:
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
ALIEN RAYGUN (1/10 shots)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (1/30 rounds)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag)
JEWBOT'S RAINBOW SWORD
SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 3 .45-70 ammo left,)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (1 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, no ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)
| OTHER ITEMS:
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
BLOODLUST CONTROL PILLS x1
MIND CONTROL KIT x1
ALIEN BLOOD
INFECTED ORGANS
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST SANITY: 100%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)
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