BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[NotBomberguy]

Dual wield sword and crowbar
"Cmon, try and kill me!"

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Dual wield sword and crowbar
"Cmon, try and kill me!"

Raise your sword and threaten to cut a hole in the plane if they do not sit down.

You dual wield a sword and crowbar while shouting at the passengers to try and kill you. You'll cut a hole in the plane!

The passengers aren't intimidated at all and all fifty of them zerg rush you. You are torn to pieces.

GAME OVER

also hold your gas grenade threateningly

after pulling the pin out

If they don't stop, throw the gas grenade into the seats and lock the roosterpit.

You threaten the passengers with a gas grenade and pull the pin. They call your bluff and zerg rush you, so you drop it at your feet, rush the roosterpit, and lock it. The angry passengers futilely bang on the locked door before all dying. The pilots land in Russia and drop you off at the airport.

Now what?

Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

It is 7:00 PM and it is a overcast, cloudy day.
Special notes: Massively increased police presence due to deadliest school shooting in history, general depression in the populace resulting in less people out there and businesses closing, threat of Ventilator hitsquads randomly appearing

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 1 9x19mm mag) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (1/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2150 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists, Know someone's name at first glance (usually)

[XR-7]

Loot the bodies and ask someone where you are

[The Resonte!]

time to assassinate the president

and then become the president

[Refticus]

gather snow to make a igloo on the airport runway

[tber123]

Loot the bodies and ask someone where you are

You loot the bodies and discover a few hundred dollars along with some 9mm ammo.

gather snow to make a igloo on the airport runway

You exit the airplane and build an igloo on the airport runway. A man runs up to you, screams in Russian, and ushers you to the terminals.

"See People's Names at First Glance" has worn off.

time to assassinate the president

and then become the president

You go to where the meeting between President Rush and Vladimir Putin is being held. A guard blocks the door and tells you not to enter in Russian. When its obvious you don't speak Russian, he signals that you need a pass to get in.

Meeting Guard 1 armed with PMM
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (1/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[Refticus]

show him your mc donalds saving card, that's enough permission to enter

if he declines, complain about him oppressing you

[tber123]

show him your mc donalds saving card, that's enough permission to enter

if he declines, complain about him oppressing you

You show him a Mcdonalds card you had all along.

Meeting Guard 1: [McDonalds? Disgusting. Another contributor to this "American Obesity", I assume?]
Meeting Guard 1: <Signals to you that you're not getting in>
Protagonist: Help! I'm being oppressed!
Meeting Guard 1: [I can't help you unless you know how to speak Russian. I don't know any English.]

Meeting Guard 1 armed with PMM
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (1/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[Refticus]

"vodka vodka vodka"
that should be the native chant of "i'm your leader, go forget off and let me in"

[tber123]

"vodka vodka vodka"
that should be the native chant of "i'm your leader, go forget off and let me in"

Meeting Guard 1: [Are you mocking me now? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.]

The guard turns around to call for the rest of the security guards, giving you the perfect opportunity to tase him. He goes out like a light and you steal his uniform before going further into the building. You see President Rush and Vladimir Putin holding peace talks. Security guards patrol around the area ready to shoot any any all troublemakers.

President Rush
VLADIMIR PUTIN
Security Guard 1 armed with AKM
Security Guard 2 armed with AKM
Security Guard 3 armed with AKM
Security Guard 4 armed with AKM
Security Guard 5 armed with AKM
Security Guard 6 armed with AKM
Security Guard 7 armed with AKM
Security Guard 8 armed with AKM
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT x1 ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[Refticus]

mind control rush to jack off in the meeting

[tber123]

mind control rush to jack off in the meeting

You use up the last of the Mind Control Kit on President Rush, but he suddenly stands up and redirects the mind control BACK to you! You narrowly dodge it and dive for cover as President Rush shouts out in alarm, turning everyone in the room hostile to you. Vladimir Putin whips out a PP2000 and dives for cover while the security guards move in.

Remember how the documents you stole from the Intelligence HQ described a project to give Rush psionic powers?

BOSS: President Rush (Psionic Powers) armed with President Rush's Rock Island Armory M1911A1 w/ bright nickel plating + pearl grips
BOSS: VLADIMIR PUTIN(Too badass for Armor) armed with PP2000
Security Guard 1 armed with AKM
Security Guard 2 armed with AKM
Security Guard 3 armed with AKM
Security Guard 4 armed with AKM
Security Guard 5 armed with AKM
Security Guard 6 armed with AKM
Security Guard 7 armed with AKM
Security Guard 8 armed with AKM
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out) ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[Refticus]

challenge him to a unarmed battle over who should be president of the usa

[tber123]

challenge him to a unarmed battle over who should be president of the usa

You challenge President Rush to a unarmed duel over who should be the real President. He holsters his weapon and lunges right at you with his fists.

BOSS: President Rush (Psionic Powers)
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

Things to do
Become President

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out) ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[Nicepoint]

You pull out the templar sword, breath heavily, pick your targets and begin the decapitation. Your movement is fast and steady as you slice heads off in a balanced and concentrated manner.
As the blood splatters to the crowd and as the presidents are surprised, you trust in the finishing move the templar sword trough the abs of Vladimir Putin.

Oh crap you updated while I was typing!