BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[Refticus]

become john loving cena

[Ad Bot]

[Swampivorous]

become chuck loving norris

ftfy

[The Resonte!]

go for the balls

[XR-7]

Bite his eyelids off and snap his legs over your knee.

[NotBomberguy]

go for the balls

[Space1255]

OKAY, BITCHES, I GOT THIS!
GUARD STANCE, WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT IN FRONT OF THE RIGHT FOOT AT A 45º OFFSET.
THEN DO THIS SEQUENCE EXACTLY
BACK LEG ROUNDHOUSE KICK AT THE NECK, SWITCH FRONT FOOT TO RIGHT, BACK LEG SNAPKICK THE CHIN, AND BACK LEG PUSH KICK HIM AWAY. RETURN TO GUARD STANCE.
SLIDING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE PUNCH.
BACK LEG SNAP KICK HIS CROTCH THEN BACK LEG AXE KICK HIS LEFT SHOULDER. CRUSH HIS SKULL WHEN HE FALLS.
I'M LEARNING MARTIAL ARTS, THIS EXISTS.

[TableSalt]

then do a little dance if it works

[tber123]

become john loving cena

You're John loving Cena! You'll kick his ass---

*PAWNCH*

President Rush punches you to the ground!

become chuck loving norris

No wait, you're Chuck Norris! Yeah! You're going---

*PAWNCH*

President Rush punches you so hard your skull cracks on the floor.

GAME OVER
Trying to be something you're not, I see.

Bite his eyelids off and snap his legs over your knee.

You lunge at President Rush and attempt to go for the eyelids, but he counterattacks with a swift punch to the groin, knocking you down.

go for the balls

You recover and aim a swift kick at the groin, which President Rush awesomely counters by kicking your foot away and kicking you in the groin again.

OKAY, BITCHES, I GOT THIS!
GUARD STANCE, WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT IN FRONT OF THE RIGHT FOOT AT A 45º OFFSET.
THEN DO THIS SEQUENCE EXACTLY
BACK LEG ROUNDHOUSE KICK AT THE NECK, SWITCH FRONT FOOT TO RIGHT, BACK LEG SNAPKICK THE CHIN, AND BACK LEG PUSH KICK HIM AWAY. RETURN TO GUARD STANCE.
SLIDING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE PUNCH.
BACK LEG SNAP KICK HIS CROTCH THEN BACK LEG AXE KICK HIS LEFT SHOULDER. CRUSH HIS SKULL WHEN HE FALLS.
I'M LEARNING MARTIAL ARTS, THIS EXISTS.

You get into guard stance and block a few punches before attacking with a back leg roundhouse kick, a back leg snapkick, and a back leg push kick. President Rush shoves you to the ground and prepares to stomp you into oblivion when you roll out of the way, get back on your feet, and do a sliding roundhouse kick to the neck followed by a double punch! A security guard tries to interfere in the 1v1 only to suffer a roundhouse punch to the face.

President Rush lunges at you with a nearby chair, so you back leg snapkick the crotch and axe the left shoulder. President Rush collapses to the ground and you prepare to crush his skull with your foot---

"O-Okay! Okay!" President Rush screams for mercy. "I'll let you be president....."

You've gained the position of President of the United States. Thoughts of what you can do with your newfound powers flood your mind!











Vladimir Putin silently moves into position!
Security Guards 1~8 move into position!

"......When pigs fly! KILL HIM!" President Rush attempts to get up, but you stomp on his skull a few times and crush it. In his last dying moments, President Rush possesses a random security guard.

President Rush's Ghost possesses Security Guard 1!
Vladimir Putin fires a quick burst from the PP2000!
Security Guards 1~8 open fire with the AKM!
Protagonist throws himself to the floor and crawls for cover!

armed with PP2000
(President Rush)Security Guard 1 armed with AKM, Psionic Powers
Security Guard 2 armed with AKM
Security Guard 3 armed with AKM
Security Guard 4 armed with AKM
Security Guard 5 armed with AKM
Security Guard 6 armed with AKM
Security Guard 7 armed with AKM
Security Guard 8 armed with AKM
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is healthy

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (9/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (12/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out) ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 0%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[XR-7]

Put on your armor for extra protection and hide behind a wall. Fire the taser shotgun into the crowd and unleash the Alien Raygun at everyone you see, focusing on Putin.

[The Resonte!]

throw kiss-kiss at vladmir putin's face to distract him, then use saxophone music to draw president rush's soul out of security guard 1

also find out what president rush's first name is

[Space1255]

Okay, shoot guards, and forget up Putin with a Roundhouse kick to his side and a snap kick to his chinny chin chin.
Then disarm him by tearing the gun from his wrist and slap him. With your white belt you gained from kicking ass.

[tber123]

throw kiss-kiss at vladmir putin's face to distract him, then use saxophone music to draw president rush's soul out of security guard 1

also find out what president rush's first name is

Protagonist throws his cat at Putin's face!
Vladimir Putin dodges the flying cat with no difficulty at all!
Security Guard 1(Possessed) attempts Mind Control!
Protagonist is unaffected!
Protagonist plays saxophone music at everyone nearby!
Vladimir Putin holds firm.
President Rush's soul fights to remain in his host!
Security Guard 2 defects to your side and attempts to shoot at Vladimir Putin!
Vladimir Putin dodges the attack!

Put on your armor for extra protection and hide behind a wall. Fire the taser shotgun into the crowd and unleash the Alien Raygun at everyone you see, focusing on Putin.

[No Taser Shotgun ammo]

Protagonist equips armor and fires the Alien Raygun!
Security Guard 3 melts into ash!
Security Guard 4 yelps in pain.
Security Guard 1 gasps a last breath and soils the floor. President Rush's soul is released into the open!
Security Guard 5 dodges the alien raygun!
Security Guard 6 falls to the floor bleeding out.
Security Guard 7 returns fire with the AKM, hitting the Protagonist in the chest to no effect!
Security Guard 8 drags Security Guard 6 to cover!
Vladimir Putin rushes up to Protagonist and judo flips him to the ground!

Okay, shoot guards, and forget up Putin with a Roundhouse kick to his side and a snap kick to his chinny chin chin.
Then disarm him by tearing the gun from his wrist and slap him. With your white belt you gained from kicking ass.

Protagonist roundhouse kicks Putin and goes for a snap kick!
Vladimir Putin dodges and counterattacks with a hard punch to the groin, but misses!
Protagonist grabs Putin's PP2000 and tries to disarm him!
Vladimir Putin and Protagonist struggle for the gun!
The PP2000 goes off and starts spraying bullets wildly!
Security Guard 4 is hit in the groin!
Protagonist fails to wrestle the gun from Putin, so he slaps him hard!
Protagonist opens fire with the M4 on the security guards!
Security Guard 5's head explodes into bloody gibs!
Security Guard 8 cries out one last time and then all is quiet.
Security Guard 7 collapses to the floor bleeding!

Total Bloodlust gained: 29


(Lightly wounded) armed with PP2000
President Rush's Ghost
Security Guard 2(Enlightened) armed with AKM
Security Guard 4(NearDeath) armed with AKM
Security Guard 6(Bleeding Out) armed with AKM
Security Guard 7(Bleeding Out) armed with AKM
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine(Protagonist) is lightly wounded

WEAPONS: REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (5/7 rounds, no shotgun shells left) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED (2/30 rounds, 1 .45 mag) ALIEN RAYGUN (4/10 shots, 2 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (6/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mags) TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (0/7 rounds, 1 .45 mag) SNIPER CANNON (0 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (5/8 rounds, 2 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL ( 0darts/2 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, no ammo left) SYRINGE REMINGTON 870 (7/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded)

OTHER ITEMS: SHIPMENT OF LASER M16's(Cannot be used, advanced ID Lock) WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten) ADVANCED LAPTOP x2 ADVANCED TABLET x2 SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS INTERNET DOMINATION PLANS CCS BACKERS LIST SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out) ALIEN BLOOD BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) DAMAGED SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$2850 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 29%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

[Decepticon]

unleash your final form


ice cube

[tber123]

unleash your final form


ice cube

But is he badass enough to face off against Vladimir Putin?

[plad101]

Put on some sunglasses and use the shotgun to blow away Putin