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Poll is finished. Quest to Save Kompressor will be a "test game" before I do QFTA.

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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 141566 times)

to increase your popularity, legalise weed, gay marriage and all other drug use

Look for natural resources using high tech drills. The extract valuable minerals from lower crust. This should fix economy.
Then ask Congress to use the money to make people happy.

since you're probably still ice cube, call up the rest of the NWA gang and release a new album to ease the rioters

eazy e should still be alive in this universe

to increase your popularity, legalise weed, gay marriage and all other drug use

You legalize weed and gay marriage. You are immediately attacked by Conservatives and the religious, but once again, your SWAT Bodyguards swiftly put them down. The Liberal Crime Squad praises your Liberalness and urges you to outlaw Nuclear Power next.

Look for natural resources using high tech drills. The extract valuable minerals from lower crust. This should fix economy.
Then ask Congress to use the money to make people happy.

You fix the economy, approval rating rise slightly.

Go to the clothing store and buy a suit, a blue cap, a cap with a swastika on it,heil and some German combat armor that they definitely sell at a public clothing store.

You fail to find any swastika caps and german combat armor.

Employ Dunkey as a companion. You need all the help you can get.

You forcibly employ Dunkey as a companion.

since you're probably still ice cube, call up the rest of the NWA gang and release a new album to ease the rioters

eazy e should still be alive in this universe

The new album calms down maybe half the rioters.

tell the rioters that your complaint box is at ventilator hq

also call up The Gunslinger and Only Sane Man so they can fight alongside you

The Rioters charge to the Ventilator HQ and promptly get massacred by a bunch of guys with assault rifles. A SWAT team is sent to the Ventilator HQ and also massacred because only you and any active companions can defeat them. The Gunslinger and Only Sane Man tag along because they have nothing better to do.


SWAT Bodyguard 1 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 2 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 3 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 4 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 5 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 6 is healthy
Dunkey is healthy
The Gunslinger is healthy
Only Sane Man is healthy
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy



Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (25/25 rounds, 3 Hammers & Sickles left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 1 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 0 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 5 .45 mag)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 5 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 3 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 5 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
MOLOTOV roosterTAIL x12

OTHER ITEMS:
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten)
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
ALIEN BLOOD
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 29%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists,
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 07:28:40 PM by tber123 »

Let the siege begin. Call the army to aid in your conquest against Ventilator HQ.

As the battle begins, you prepare for push in the headquarters. (Cause the final boss is there, there also must be an epic battle).

meditate for a while before beginning your final adventure

you'll need a clear head for this

Buy a knife and a beer from the nearest place that sells them, pray that you somehow find some 5.56x45mm mags, and enter the ventilator HQ.

Enlist the help of Martial Arts masters across the country.
Also enlist the help of everyone in town
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 08:15:49 PM by Space1255 »

Make the SWAT members your active companions

meditate for a while before beginning your final adventure

you'll need a clear head for this
Buy a knife and a beer from the nearest place that sells them, pray that you somehow find some 5.56x45mm mags, and enter the ventilator HQ.
Enlist the help of Martial Arts masters across the country.
Also enlist the help of everyone in town
Make the SWAT members your active companions
Let the siege begin. Call the army to aid in your conquest against Ventilator HQ.

As the battle begins, you prepare for push in the headquarters. (Cause the final boss is there, there also must be an epic battle).

[SWATs are already active companions]

You charge the Ventilator HQ with the help of a few Martial Arts masters after calling for National Guard reinforcements and for a police raid. A few brave civilians agree to help you take down the ventilators.

You arrive at the Ventilator HQ to see hundreds of corpses strewn about everywhere, all of them belonging to angry rioters, Ventilators, the military, and the police. The Ventilators notice you.

"It all ends here! Prepare yourself!" They ready their weapons. You do the same.


Ventilator Demoman(DANGER) armed with Mikor MGL Grenade Launcher, EOD Armor
Ventilator Gunner(DANGER) armed with MG-42, Heavy Armor
Ventilator Infiltrator armed with P90, Stealth Suit
Ventilator Officer armed with Megaphone, Ultraheavy Armor
Ventilator Demotivator armed with Megaphone, Ultraheavy Armor
Ventilator Sniper(DANGER) armed with VSS Vintorez, Light Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Black Belt armed with Medium Armor, BARE HANDS
Ventilator Contrarian armed with Bullet Deflector, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Ultraheavy(DANGER) armed with Minigun, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Dodge Demon armed with 10MM MP5, Enhanced Suit/Tie
Ventilator Musician armed with Electric Guitar, Medium Armor
Ventilator Gunner 2 armed with MG42, Dodge Armor
Ventilator Sniper 2 armed with VSS Vintorez
Ventilator Specialist armed with Plasma Cannon, Light Armor
Ventilator Musician 2 armed with Polka, Medium Armor
Ventilator Gunner 3 armed with TRIKIMBO PATRIOTISM

Police Officer 1 is healthy
Police Officer 2 is healthy
Brave Vigilante 1 is healthy
Brave Vigilante 2 is healthy
Brave Vigilante 3 is healthy
Brave Vigilante 4 is healthy
Black Belt 1 is healthy
Black Belt 2 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 1 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 2 is healthy
National Guard Trooper 3 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 1 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 2 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 3 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 4 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 5 is healthy
SWAT Bodyguard 6 is healthy
Dunkey is healthy
The Gunslinger is healthy
Only Sane Man is healthy
Kiss-Kiss the cat is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (25/25 rounds, 3 Hammers & Sickles left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (10/10 shots, 1 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 5 .45 mag)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 5 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 3 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 5 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
MOLOTOV roosterTAIL x12

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
WORLD'S FINEST COOKIE (Half eaten)
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
ALIEN BLOOD
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 29%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists,
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 08:40:26 PM by tber123 »

use saxophone to cancel out anything that the demoralizer or the musicians may do

Grab a child and eat him alive to put your bloodlust into maximum overdrive. You're gonna need it. Summon your three consciences back to earth as allies. Have them bring imaginary weapons.

Increase Morale of all of your forces. Start off w/ the Black Belts and do the same sequence used to take down Rush to take down the Ultraheavy, except give a yell of power with every strike. At the end of the sequence, do a front leg Roundhouse kick and focus all of your energy punting his head off with a push kick.


go inside a tv, greet a hollow beat the stuff out of people with an actual loving japanese god and then go on with your day like nothing happened.