Pray for lord gaben and tell that ventilators are hacking.
Type /god into the console to disable godmode for everyone
Lord Gaben descends from the heavens with a banhammer. Praise to Gaben!
Wait a minute, you were also hacking too. You tried to summon a gravity suit and you gave all your companions BFG9000's, remember? Lord Gaben banhammers both you and the Ventilators.
GABANNED: 60 DEATH MILESTONEslice stalin's moustache off from his corpse and wear it yourself
use moustache to super-jinx the ventilators
You clumsily slice off Stalins Moustache and flash it at the Ventilators! The Ventilator Snipers shoot the moustache out of your hand and destroy it before you can brainwash them!
Take your akimbo communist SMGs and fire a whole (2?) clip magazine(s?) At the jinxed gunner
You spray Akimbo Communist SMGs everywhere, emptying the entire magazine and turning the Ventilators communist! Now they can't target you since you are invisible to Communists!
Your allies, however, aren't invisible to communists.
drool
You drool all over the floor.
Rednecks 1~6 open fire with M16's and AK's!
Ventilator Gunslingers 1~2 are turned to paste!Ventilator Dodge Demon dodges and counterattacks with a 10mm MP5, killing Redneck 3!Ventilator Demotivator falls to the ground bleeding out!
Ventilator Ultraheavy is hit in the head five times and BARELY wounded!
National Guard Trooper 1 MISTAKENLY shoots Protagonist in the back with a M16A2!
National Guard Trooper 3's gun misfires and explodes in his hands!
National Guard Trooper 4's gun jams!
Dunkey fires the BFG9000!
Ventilator Contrarian reflects the projectiles into a nearby office building!
The Gunslinger screams in pain and clutches at his leg stump.
Only Sane Man ditches the BFG9000, loots a sniper rifle, and opens fire on the Ventilator Snipers!
Ventilator Sniper does the matrix dodge!
Ventilator Demoman fires the MGL!
Rednecks 4~6 get blown up!Ventilator Demotivator screams death threats into the megaphone at Redneck 1! Redneck 1 runs away crying!
Ventilator Musician 2 plays music at Redneck 2! Redneck 2 breaks into tears at the beautiful music, throws down his guns, and surrenders!
Ventilator Assaulter fires FRAG rounds from the AA-12, but misses and MISTAKENLY blows up a car with one shot!
Ventilator Gunner fires a long burst from the MG42, mowing down National Guard Troopers 1&3 and seriously wounding Kiss-Kiss!
Ventilator Sniper's aimbot malfunctions and he begins headshotting his teammates left and right! Oops.
Ventilator Gunner catches a bullet to the back of the head!
Ventilator Dodge Demon fails to dodge a bullet and his head explodes!
Ventilator Demotivator catches a bullet to the groin and dies screaming in agony!Ventilator Demoman catches a bullet to the neck, but God Mode is on!
Ventilator Ultraheavy finishes spinning up his Laser Minigun and lets loose an impressive barrage of colorful lasers, nearly killing Dunkey!
The loud stomping in the Ventilator HQ grows louder. Something is going to burst out of there and run out onto the grass outside for sure.
Ventilator Demoman(Communist) (GODMODE - 1 TURN) armed with Mikor MGL Grenade Launcher, EOD Armor
Ventilator Sniper(Communist) (AIMBOTTING!) armed with VSS Vintorez, Light Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Contrarian(Communist) (PROJECTILE REFLECTING FORCEFIELD) armed with Bullet Deflector, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Ultraheavy(Communist) (Light wounds) (SLOW MOVEMENT SPEED) armed with Minigun, Ultraheavy Armor + Helmet
Ventilator Musician 2(Communist) (ENHANCED MUSIC SKILLS) armed with Polka, Medium Armor
Ventilator Assaulter(Communist) armed with AA-12 Shotgun + FRAG rounds(Makes the AA-12 basically shoot explosions, damn it!)
National Guard Trooper 4 is healthy
Dunkey is near death and bleeding
The Gunslinger is majorly wounded and massively bleeding from having a leg blown off
Only Sane Man is healthy
Kiss-Kiss the cat (Badly wounded) is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is somewhat wounded
Things to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall
WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (0/25 rounds, 2 Hammers & Sickles left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (8/10 shots, 1 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (5/7 rounds, 5 .45 mag)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 5 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 3 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (2 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 5 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (5/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
MOLOTOV roosterTAIL x12
| OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
ALIEN BLOOD
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 42%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists
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