snort the super drug in your pocket you get for becoming the president.
You snort some enhanced LSD and go on a drug trip!
Only Sane Man gets possessed by Satan!
Dunkey turns into a huge national socialist Dinosaur!
A vile force of darkness has arrived!Demons from Hell begin invading the earth! Adolf Riddler rises from the dead and prepares to brainwash the entire world! You continue tripping out and fighting your way through national socialist Demons before killing Riddler himself and accidentally falling off a rooftop to your death! Suddenly, all logic is abandoned, and you too rise from the dead! Riddler forcibly brainwashes you into fascism and together both of you take over the world
GOTTAGETAGRIPADFGDASE HBJH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAProtagonist passes out and dies from an overdose. For the final time.ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Did not Get A Grip
GAME OVER?
We hear its amazing when the famous red stuffed Nixon in flap-jaw America with the Presidency declares war on drugs. We need scissors! 61!Say "wow, forget you and your bullstuff forcefields" kill all the engineers with a laser, reload the akimbo communist SMGs, and shoot the forcefield until it explodes or something
You open fire on the forcefield with Communist SMGs, emptying the entire magazine! The forcefield fails to explode, and the Ventilator Boss laughs at your futile attempts to damage him. You hose down the engineers with Laser M16 fire instead.
PUNCH HIM IN THE richard
steal the mech controller from the ventilator boss
You charge at the Ventilator Boss and get pushed back by the force field. Meanwhile, the mech overhead claws at you, drawing blood and wounding you.
Sniper the cannon on the ground behind you
After that spam molotovs at the mechs air vents.
(Why would a mech need air vents if theres nobody inside it?)
You fire the Sniper Cannon at the ground, propel yourself into the air, and throw molotovs at the mech for some minor damage!
Ventilator War Mech(Minor damage) armed with claws, dual swords, eye lasers
Ventilator Boss(Badly wounded) armed with Forcefield, Mech Controller
Dunkey is badly wounded
Only Sane Man is healthy
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is somewhat wounded
Things to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall
WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (0/25 rounds, 1 Hammer & Sickle left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (8/10 shots, 1 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mags)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (3/7 rounds, 5 .45 mag)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 5 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (21/45 rounds, 3 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 6 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (6/8 rounds, 5 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 21 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (8/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)
MOLOTOV roosterTAIL x6
| OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
ALIEN BLOOD
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT |
$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 55%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists
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