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Author Topic: BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]  (Read 141565 times)

Unload the Alien Raygun on the two Drones.
use war mech head as a helmet

You fire the Raygun into the two drones before diving under the Mech's head and using it for protection. The Mech's head decides to drop some plasma grenades into it's own insides and flushes you out.

Ventilator Drone 1 fires powerful dual Plasma Railguns at Dunkey, hitting both arms BLOWING THEM OFF!
Dunkey collapses to the floor convulsing silently.

Ventilator Drone 2 fires the Plasma Railguns at Only Sane Man, hitting the torso!
Only Sane Man collapses to the floor barely conscious.

Ventilator War Mech's Head fires the eye lasers at Protagonist, hitting the right arm and crippling it!

Try to sneeze so hard the drones explode

You try to sneeze really hard and end up knocking a car over into a bunch of canadian tourists.


Ventilator War Mech's Head(Minor damage) armed with eye lasers, plasma grenade
Ventilator Drone 1(Badly damaged) armed with Plasma Railguns Akimbo
Ventilator Drone 2(Damaged) armed with Plasma Railguns Akimbo
Ventilator Boss(Badly wounded) armed with Forcefield, Mech Controller

Dunkey is near death and has no arms left.
Only Sane Man is extremely wounded
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is wounded and has a crippled right arm.

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (12/25 rounds, no Hammers & Sickles left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (3/10 shots, 0 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (5/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mag)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (3/7 rounds, 3 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 3 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (0/45 rounds, 2 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 5 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (1/8 rounds, 4 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (0/7 rounds, 14 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (2/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, 6 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
ALIEN BLOOD
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 59%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 09:47:44 PM by tber123 »

EVAC EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF
SUMMON MECHA SATAN FOR AN MLG MECH DUEL

Get Dunkey and Only Sane Man out of there via presidential abilities.

Summon Satan t-
EVAC EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF
SUMMON MECHA SATAN FOR AN MLG MECH DUEL
dammit wtf stop reading my mind.

sorta.

anyway

Summon Satan to take all the Ventilators to hell, and give him the Alien Blood as payment.

EVAC EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF
SUMMON MECHA SATAN FOR AN MLG MECH DUEL
Get Dunkey and Only Sane Man out of there via presidential abilities.

Summon Satan t-dammit wtf stop reading my mind.

sorta.

anyway

Summon Satan to take all the Ventilators to hell, and give him the Alien Blood as payment.

You use your presidential powers and order the Government to track down Satan because you have a deal to make with the devil. A helicopter arrives to evac your companions and give you a quick heal before leaving.

Satan in a mech shows up and successfully drags the Ventilator Drones to hell after you pay him Alien Blood!

Ventilator Boss and Ventilator War Mech's Head resist Satan's influence!
Ventilator War Mech is severely damaged from resisting being dragged into hell!

Satan descends back into the underworld without giving you a refund. What a richard.

Ventilator War Mech activates a self destruct, turns on it's jetpack, and rushes towards Protagonist at an extreme speed!

Turns until self destruct: 1. Think fast!


Ventilator War Mech's Head(SELF DESTRUCT ACTIVATED) armed with eye lasers, plasma grenade
Ventilator Boss(Badly wounded) armed with Forcefield, Mech Controller

Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (12/25 rounds, no Hammers & Sickles left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (3/10 shots, 0 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (5/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mag)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (3/7 rounds, 3 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 3 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (0/45 rounds, 2 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 5 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (1/8 rounds, 4 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (0/7 rounds, 14 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (2/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, 6 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 59%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 09:57:41 PM by tber123 »

step to the left a couple times
he obviously isn't homing

Suplex the loving head into the boss.

And then jump away and walk away slowly.

DUAL-WIELD NIGHTSTICK AND CROWBAR AND SWING THAT MECH-HEAD BABY INTO A ONE-HIT WONDER HOMERUN RIGHT INTO THE VENTILATOR BOSS'S FACE
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 10:12:50 PM by The Resonte! »

DUAL-WIELD NIGHTSTICK AND CROWBAR AND SWING THAT MECH-HEAD BABY INTO A ONE-HIT WONDER HOMERUN RIGHT INTO THE VENTILATOR BOSS'S FACE

Yes perfect ending

Suplex the loving head into the boss.

And then jump away and walk away slowly.

step to the left a couple times
he obviously isn't homing
Suplex the loving head into the boss.

And then jump away and walk away slowly.
DUAL-WIELD NIGHTSTICK AND CROWBAR AND SWING THAT MECH-HEAD BABY INTO A ONE-HIT WONDER HOMERUN RIGHT INTO THE VENTILATOR BOSS'S FACE
Yes perfect ending

You step to the left and whack the Mech's Head into the Ventilator Boss! His forcefield can't handle such a large object, and the Mech's Head smashes into him before exploding, bypassing the forcefield! The defeated Ventilator Boss goes flying and crashes into the insides of the Ventilator HQ!



The Omniconscience and Embodiment of Bloodlust will be fought if you venture deeper into the HQ. Any last things you want to do before passing the point of no return?


Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy

Things to do:
Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall

WEAPONS:
AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (12/25 rounds, no Hammers & Sickles left)
ALIEN RAYGUN (3/10 shots, 0 alien batteries left)
PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (5/30 rounds, 1 5.56x45mm mag)
TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (3/7 rounds, 3 .45 mags)
MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (0/30 rounds, 3 .45 mags)
LASER M16 (0/45 rounds, 2 batteries left)
SNIPER CANNON (1 rounds)
G2 CONTENDER (0/1 round, 5 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left)
LUGER P08 (1/8 rounds, 4 9x19mm mags)
TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/2 special darts)
NIGHTSTICK
CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls)
TEMPLAR SWORD
TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 8 ammo left)
SYRINGE
COMBAT KNIFE
REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (0/7 rounds, 14 shotgun shells left)
REMINGTON 870 (2/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,)
KS-23 SHOTGUN (0/4 rounds, 6 23mm shells left)

OTHER ITEMS:
BEER BOTTLE
SPACE SUIT
DISGUISE (POLICE)
VENTILATOR BADGE
MIND CONTROL KIT (Burned out)
BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE)
BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL)
HEALING (FIRST AID KIT)
CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT)
ARMOR (TEMPLAR)
DAMAGED SMARTPHONE
ARMOR (STAB VEST)
MUSIC (SAXOPHONE)
SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP
BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT

$5000 IN CASH.
BLOODLUST: 73%
EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists

check if freemode is an option yet or if you have to beat the game to unlock freemode

check if freemode is an option yet or if you have to beat the game to unlock freemode

Might allow some sort of "Epilogue" that lets you screw around with the power to rewrite and warp reality itself(Ex. rewrite reality so that Snidley Whiplash didn't get killed) for a little while.

reload all weapons

read bloodlust control book and action hero guide

reload all weapons

read bloodlust control book and action hero guide
treat all your wounds

And then loot everything possible in the area.

Reload all your guns that need to be reloaded