a quick jack off is required
Not even a quick wank decreases the Bloodlust! What the hell is going on?
Warn Garry Grove High School that they are next door to EVIL COMMUNISTS.
You call Garry Grove High School and warn them about the communist threat, but Garry Grove High School has been shut down since the deadliest school shooting in history happened there a few days ago!
BREAKING NEWS: NEO-national socialist MASSACRE AT GARRY GROVE HIGH SCHOOL KILLS 572 AND WOUNDS 972, DEADLIEST SCHOOL SHOOTING EVER
Garry Grove High School has suffered a huge tragedy. The Blazers, a club of worthless Neo-national socialist Stoners at Garry Grove High School, went on a massive 2-hour rampage with MP40's, STG-44's, AR-15's, gas grenades, various military-grade explosives, and several pipe bombs at 8:30 AM today. Security guards and police response teams were slaughtered by the dozens in a futile attempt to stop all ninety of the Blazers from attacking everything in sight. According to survivors, the trigger phrase for the rampage was "Is It Springtime For Riddler Yet?"
According to a statement released by the police, a brave student valiantly sacrificed his or her life by killing several of the Blazers and stopping the leader from using a biological weapon before bleeding to death from multiple point blank gunshot wounds to the chest and head. The student's name and gender has been withheld pending notification of his or her family. 572 students, staff members, security guards, and police officers lost their lives in this tragedy. Among the dead were Principal Academia, Chief of Security Robert "Hero" Madison, and beloved schoolteacher Mrs. Greene.
Very few Blazers were taken into police custody as most of them committed Self Delete or were killed by security guards, police teams, or the unidentified student that sacrificed his or her life.
Remember this piece of news you read earlier?
Treat only sane man and dunkey for their injuries
(They already got airlifted out earlier, so....)
use your presidency to get some scientists to give you psychic powers like they did to president rush
You issue a presidential order demanding psychic powers, but you discover that its massively expensive for the United States and extremely time consuming.
Dispose of the mind control kit, buy a new one, buy some morphine and steroids from the nearest drug dealer, and hire an assassin to come in with you.
Also, go to Traitor Joe's and buy a minigun and a laser-guided RPG, because those are cool.
You buy a minigun, but you can't find a laser-guided RPG.

Ready to pass the point of no return? Your companions(Only Sane Man/Gunslinger/Dunkey/Kiss-Kiss) will finish being healed at the hospital once you pass the point of no return.
Some Random Assassin is healthy and carrying a AN-94
Sven Svenson, Nuclear forget Machine is healthy
Things to do:Defeat Ventilators/Omniconscience/Embodiment of BLOODLUST at any time and take control of the Fourth Wall
WEAPONS: MINIGUN (1000 rounds) AKIMBO COMMUNIST SMGS (12/25 rounds, 1 Hammers & Sickle left) ALIEN RAYGUN (3/10 shots, 5 alien batteries left) PERSONAL M4 CARBINE w/ Laser Pointer, Flashlight (30/30 rounds, 2 5.56x45mm mag)s TRAITOR JOE'S CUSTOMIZED 1911 (7/7 rounds, 4 .45 mags) MAC-10 SUPPRESSED x2 (30/30 rounds, 4 .45 mags) LASER M16 (45/45 rounds, 4 batteries left) SNIPER CANNON (10 rounds) ASSAULT CANNON (20 rounds) G2 CONTENDER (1/1 round, 9 .45-70 ammo left, 5 tranq ammo left) LUGER P08 (8/8 rounds, 3 9x19mm mags) TRANQUILIZER PISTOL (0 darts/12 special darts) NIGHTSTICK CROWBAR (Opens crates, doors, and skulls) TEMPLAR SWORD TASER SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 12 ammo left) SYRINGE COMBAT KNIFE REMINGTON 11-87 SUPPRESSED (7/7 rounds, 7 shotgun shells left) REMINGTON 870 (2/8 rounds, birdshot ammo loaded,) KS-23 SHOTGUN (4/4 rounds, 10 23mm shells left)
| OTHER ITEMS: BEER BOTTLE SPACE SUIT DISGUISE (POLICE) VENTILATOR BADGE MIND CONTROL KIT BOOK (ACTION HERO GUIDE) BOOK (BLOODLUST CONTROL) HEALING (FIRST AID KIT) CLOTHING (STYLIN HAT) ARMOR (TEMPLAR) SMARTPHONE ARMOR (STAB VEST) MUSIC (SAXOPHONE) SUIT/TIE WITH BLUE CAP BLOODSTAINED ORANGE JUMPSUIT MORPHINE STEROIDS |
BLOODLUST: 78%EFFECTS ACTIVE: Invisible to Communists