Dice with 100 Sides: no

[CypherX]

buy a spellbook

[Ad Bot]

[Zharthon]

summon izanagi.

[WaterOre]

exercise your power as president of the universe and call for a manhunt on menopause

[Seath45]

Get tired of these sharks on a plane.

[startacker]

buy a spellbook

52, You bought one from Zoogini, the magical salesman.

summon izanagi.

97, Izanagi (I'm going from this) rises from the ground

exercise your power as president of the universe and call for a manhunt on menopause

43, You can whenever, yet you don't have a military at the moment!

Get tired of these sharks on a plane.

48, You're now tired of sharks on planes.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
$340,920

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi

[CypherX]

use spell from spellbook to summon liberty prime

[tber123]

Summon Ephilates and ask for free money

[Gojira]

rape ROCKMAN

[Zharthon]

make izanagi turn into his more advanced form:

[Seath45]

Turn into a countryball

[startacker]

I really need to update more often

use spell from spellbook to summon liberty prime

17, You need to be a level 3 magician for that!

Summon Ephilates and ask for free money

54, "Yea sure why the forget not" +$50,000

rape ROCKMAN

79, -DICE researchO EDITION IS NEEDED TO SEE THIS UNORIGINAL JOKE-

make izanagi turn into his more advanced form

91, Yea sure why not.

Turn into a countryball

80,

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Laser-Guided RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x5
Grenade x1
Physgun
Desert Eagle (4/9 shots left)
Dual Golden AK-47s (30/30 30/30)
AK-47 Mags x4
Space Laser (30/30 Beams left)
Space Laser Cartridge
Gravity Gun
Portal Gun
Spellbook
Long Fall Boots (WEARING)
Hipster Joe Outfit (WEARING)
$390,920

COMPANIONS
Better Puppet
Unstoppable Betelgeuse
Shia Lebouf
Phoenix #1 (ARMED WITH 3 GYM BAGS FILLED WITH MONEY)
Phoenix #2 (ARMED WITH AWM)
Phoenix #3 (ARMED WITH GOLDEN DEAGLE)
Izanagi in his More Advanced Form

[tber123]

Summon Vladimir Putin and wrestle him

[CypherX]

don't become a level 30 magician

[Blockchip]

Summon another countryball

[WaterOre]

live in a cardboard box mansion