Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

Get a trillion dollars to materialize out of thin air.

73, A bundle of dosh falls from the sky.

Adventure into the depths of hell and take Satan's throne

76, Using a drill, you venture into hell, Satan's throne is 50 meters from you, and is being guarded by two demons.

devour the baseball bat

43, You get multiple splinters as you try to consume the bat, as you cry out in pain, the wood slides down your throat.

Delicious

Become a giant lobster squid and rape all your companions until they become your own personal slave's. Arm them with Railguns strong enough to destroy universes, and make them all wear yoga pants and bra's

33, what the forget

Roll to summon a bunch of rednecks with M16's as companions

57, Three rednecks who just happened to be nearby have joined you in your quest of doing really anything.

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
10 Medkits
A Broke richard Piece of stuff Drill
$100,000,001,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person
Redneck #1 (ARMED WITH M16)
Redneck #2 (ARMED WITH M16)
Redneck #3 (ARMED WITH M16)

[Ad Bot]

[Copy Kirby]

Summon a pringle chip and shove it up your ass. Then forget Menopause.

[startacker]

Summon a pringle chip and shove it up your ass. Then forget Menopause.

19, A can of pringles falls on your head.
Also Menopause doesn't exist anymore

[Copy Kirby]

19, A can of pringles falls on your head.
Also Menopause doesn't exist anymore

I was thinking about summoning her and furging but whatever,
eat the pringles.

[Space1255]

Lick someone's star fish

[Refticus]

convert to islam

[gebenuwell]

make weed cookies and weed milk

[CypherX]

convert to islam

then jack off

[startacker]

eat the pringles.

42, You pop open the cap to find out that someone already ate most of them and DIDN'T TAKE OFF THE GOD DAMN PAPER COVER THINGY. You eat the rest of the pringles.

Lick someone's star fish

53, You lick someone's star fish. Except you don't know who.

convert to islam

17, I really dunno what to do, but you failed. I guess your leg got broken or something?
Your leg is now broken

make weed cookies and weed milk

78, Oh forget yea.

then jack off

31, You somehow hurt your snake.

This is boring

ENCOUNTER
Sonic from Sonic Adventure DX (ARMED WITH RINGS)


INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
10 Medkits
A Broke richard Piece of stuff Drill
$100,000,001,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person
Redneck #1 (ARMED WITH M16)
Redneck #2 (ARMED WITH M16)
Redneck #3 (ARMED WITH M16)

[Space1255]

Soccer him.

[CypherX]

delete all saves

[Deoxys And One Noob]

summon a artillery gun and shoot it at china

[Refticus]

delete all saves

[TableSalt]

Roll a 100.

[Copy Kirby]

forget him right in the ass.