Dice with 100 Sides: no

[WaterOre]

have your competitors' legs broken in the locker room before the game

[Ad Bot]

[startacker]

check ass inventory before starting

Your assventory^TM returns with these

Glock-18
Multiple Medkits
A golden soccerball
A SCAR-L

Choose one

Order a gun from the sky and shoot everyone

39, Nothing happens, but a .45 ACP bullet drops from the sky, you pick it up

have your competitors' legs broken in the locker room before the game

85, They limp out to the field, this will be fun.

ENEMIES
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #1 (LEADER) [BROKEN LEG]
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #2 [BROKEN LEG]
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #3 [BROKEN LEG]
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #4 [BROKEN LEG]
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #5 [BROKEN LEG]
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #6 [BROKEN LEG]

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
.45 ACP Bullet
$1,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person

[Bdarty]

Take off Donald Annoying Oranges toupee and shine the baldness towards the enemies

Them:

[Refticus]

sneeze to give them the plague

then poison the water supply

[Space1255]

Use Gouenji Shuuya'a Fire Tornado Hissatsu technique

[Blockchip]

Change the title of this thread to "Dice with 100 sides: Penus"

[startacker]

Take off Donald Annoying Oranges toupee and shine the baldness towards the enemies

71,
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #1 Is blinded by his baldness!
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #2 Is blinded by his baldness!
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #3 Dies to the baldness!
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #4 Is blinded by his baldness!
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #5 Is incinerated!
Angry Criminal Soccer Player #6 Isn't affected, as he is not looking at Donald.

sneeze to give them the plague

then poison the water supply

75, They get the plague, Angry Criminal Soccer Player #6 dies immediately!
63, Their water supplies are poisoned, ACSP #1 unknowingly takes a drink.

Use Gouenji Shuuya'a Fire Tornado Hissatsu technique

56, I dunno what that is but ok
ACSP #1 Dodges the tornado!
ACSP #2 Unknowingly waltz into the tornado!
ACSP #4 Unknowingly waltz away from the tornado!

Change the title of this thread to "Dice with 100 sides: Penus"

12, Check name of thread.

ACSP #1 has gotten tired of your stuff and has pulled out an M1911A1!

ENEMIES
ACSP #1 (LEADER) {ARMED WITH M1911A1} [POISONED, BROKEN LEGS, BLINDED, SICK WITH THE PLAGUE]
This guy should be dead

The assventory has given you multiple medkits

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
.45 ACP Bullet
10 Medkits
$1,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person

[Snoop Da Dogg]

kill the guy

[Blockchip]

Slash him with a bloody hatchet
And then remove :^) from the title of this thread

[startacker]

kill the guy

95, You shoot him in the face magically with that one .45 ACP bullet you had, finally.

Slash him with a bloody hatchet
And then remove :^) from the title of this thread

57, You slash his corpse with the hatchet.
60, Yea sure

Now what

INVENTORY
IPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Zack Greinke Baseball Bat
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
10 Medkits
$1,450,000

COMPANIONS
Santa
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person

[shinyarceus4]

Get a trillion dollars to materialize out of thin air.

[Snoop Da Dogg]

Adventure into the depths of hell and take Satan's throne

[Refticus]

devour the baseball bat

[Copy Kirby]

Become a giant lobster squid and rape all your companions until they become your own personal slave's. Arm them with Railguns strong enough to destroy universes, and make them all wear yoga pants and bra's

[tber123]

Roll to summon a bunch of rednecks with M16's as companions