school is cool
Soccer him. 
84, You kick a soccer ball into his face dealing slight damage!
delete all saves
10, Five backups are made in your Human32 folder that is somewhere.
summon a artillery gun and shoot it at china
1, You summon an artillery gun that lands on you, fires at all of your teammates, and gives Satan cancer. Sonic then takes over the world and the world is destroyed by a meteorite.
GAME OVERlarge game over for a painful death
ok so in the future don't quote other people's suggestions because that's not fun.
49,
ARE YOU SURE YOU REALLY WANT TO DELETE   ALL OF YOUR SAVES?Roll a 100.
54, You will roll a 100 for the next suggestion
COOLDOWN FOR GUARANTEED 100 ACTIVATED
forget him right in the ass.
100, "Gotta go slow" you say, as you 
-why- sonic's 
-why- so hard that he 
-why's- all over the place. He dies immediately afterwards. Everyone claps and you get a trophy
Jack off with a crocodile made of razor blades on fire. 
72, You jack off with a crocodile made of razor blades on fire and don't get hurt while doing so.
INVENTORYIPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (2/2)
00 Buckshot x2
Toupe
Business Clothing
15 Foot Classy Hat carrot
Ronald Reagan Cardboard Cutout
Good Luck Clover x500
Nobel Peace Prize
Bloody Hatchet
Glass of Milk
Plate of Cookies
Some dank weed
10 Medkits
A Broke richard Piece of stuff Drill
-why- Trophy
$100,000,001,450,000
COMPANIONSSanta
Satan
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #1
Liberal Crime Squad Soccer Player #2
Friendly Criminal Person
Redneck #1 (ARMED WITH M16)
Redneck #2 (ARMED WITH M16)
Redneck #3 (ARMED WITH M16)