Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[Refticus]

drink milk and hope it's not expired

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

you feel energised

[Biohazard]

go to milk

[Maxwell.]

you go to the location of the milk

oh god, they're guarding it? with guns??

[Biohazard]

bring your fists to the gun fight

[Maxwell.]

get forgeted



oh god now they're coming from both sides

[Biohazard]

quickly turn into bird and fly into them

[Maxwell.]

you launch at them hoping to be a bird, but you knock one over and they all shoot each other trying to shoot you

but hey, the milk dropped!


now deliver it to the secret milk storage facility for later use

[Refticus]

enter the milk carton

[tber123]

Call the police so you can steal a cop car and deliver the milk

[CypherX]

summon the milkmobile

[Juncoph]

wonder why there's a destroyed t-34 in an american scrapyard

[CypherX]

wonder why there's a destroyed t-34 in an american scrapyard

beat the commies, steal their clay and then steal their scrap

all in a days work for The United States of Kickass

[ThatRandomGuy]

wonder why there's a destroyed t-34 in an american scrapyard

[Blocky943]

Wonder why the sky is loving red