[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Refticus]

Jack off in the shower

if he walks in, claim it's a medical condition where you have to scrub a lotion deep into your richard skin

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

And then actually take a shower

[Swat 3]

Use his cologne to smell very snazzy.

He doesn't seem very bright, so you might as well tell him the truth, but replace "abusive Uncle" with "abusive Grandfather" and replace "father ran away, mother died of cancer" with "mother got hit by a truck, died when 2 years old, father died of cancer." so if he does tell the police it wouldn't be that much of a biggy.

[Zharthon]

become chris hansen and tell Les:

"why don't you have a seat over there."

[Space1255]

Drool.

[XR-7]

Jack off in the shower

Oh but of course.

Drool.

You drool in the shower because you are weird.

And then actually take a shower

You wash your hair and manage to not drop the soap. You get yourself presentable and clean.

Use his cologne to smell very snazzy.

He doesn't seem very bright, so you might as well tell him the truth, but replace "abusive Uncle" with "abusive Grandfather" and replace "father ran away, mother died of cancer" with "mother got hit by a truck, died when 2 years old, father died of cancer." so if he does tell the police it wouldn't be that much of a biggy.

*pssssh*

You walk downstairs and find the man in the kitchen. You tell him your sob story about your dead family and abusive grandfather. He solemnly listens and feels very bad for you. He even gives you some of his food out of sympathy for your situation. You eat until your full.

"My family will be home later tonight, but can I take you anywhere within reason?"

Wow, this guy is awesome.

Status:

Location: West Hartford, CT
Time: 3:15pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are in Les Collins' house in West Hartford, CT. He gave you food and has offered to take you somewhere within reason.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: WIP, six hours to reload

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$128.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Swat 3]

Ask him if a 2.5 hour car ride to NYC would be reasonable. Then discover he actually works in NYC as a racing car company consultant *cough* and does a commute there every day via car, then bus port, then train. Pray you aren't actually dreaming about this discovery.

If he looks at you weird, ask him if he can go the farthest he can go towards NYC. If he doesn't push, say you actually think a cousin of yours lives in one of the suburbs of NYC.

[CypherX]

this guy wants to fiddle your kiddy hole, take out your knife and shank him

[Swat 3]

this guy wants to fiddle your kiddy hole, take out your knife and shank him

do this if he actually tries to fiddly the kiddy hole

he's useful to us right now, and beside, reflect that if you murder this dude his family could be shoved into the same situation that you are in!!

[Refticus]

explain that you have to get back to your homies in bel-air at new york

[Space1255]

Cough a lot, hack up a lung.

[blockguy™]

why are we going to new york when we need to get to san fran

[Swat 3]

why are we going to new york when we need to get to san fran

beg on the streets for money so you can get an airplane ticket, which is only like 300 bucks.

[XR-7]

Cough a lot, hack up a lung.

You start coughing up a storm for no apparent reason. All you accomplish is making your throat hurt.

Ask him if a 2.5 hour car ride to NYC would be reasonable. Then discover he actually works in NYC as a racing car company consultant *cough* and does a commute there every day via car, then bus port, then train. Pray you aren't actually dreaming about this discovery.

If he looks at you weird, ask him if he can go the farthest he can go towards NYC. If he doesn't push, say you actually think a cousin of yours lives in one of the suburbs of NYC.

explain that you have to get back to your homies in bel-air at new york

He agrees to drive you down to New Haven, a coastal city off the Atlantic. You manage to push him further though and the two of you make it to Stamford before he insists that he must go back since his family will be returning. He gives you his phone number in case he can be of any distant assistance and gives you $50 to help you. You thank him and he leaves. We are now just 40 miles from New York City.

beg on the streets for money so you can get an airplane ticket, which is only like 300 bucks.

That comes down to a problem though and kind of defeats the whole purpose of this game. Also, I'm reading that you need a credit card and approval of a guardian before buying a plane ticket.

Status:

Location: Stamford, CT
Time: 5:06pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are in Stamford, CT. New York City is just 40 miles to the southwest.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: WIP, four hours to reload

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$178.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Swat 3]

Hitchhike your way to NYC.