[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Refticus]

keep walking to new york while asking what you'll do when you get there

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Wait until you're 18, get driver's license, drive to san fran

[blockguy™]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bch1_Ep5M1s

[XR-7]

keep walking to new york while asking what you'll do when you get there

Hitchhike your way to NYC.

After walking for a bit, a woman on her way to New York City says that she'll take you there. It's not hard to find someone going to NYC here.

Status:

Location: Stamford, CT
Time: 5:33pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 65°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are in a woman's car hitchhiking your way to New York City.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: WIP, four hours to reload

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$178.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

jack off

[Frequency]

see if the woman will do anything loveual with you before she drops you off.

[Space1255]

jack off

Then fart

[Frequency]

Then fart

what if she's not into that

[Space1255]

what if she's not into that

then leave.

[Swat 3]

Don't jack off because you'll lose your loving ride.

[Frequency]

Don't jack off because you'll lose your loving ride.

this, but definitely see if she's willing to do something l-lewd with you

[Refticus]

this, but definitely see if she's willing to do something l-lewd with you

:^)))))

[ThatRandomGuy]

Stick it in her pooper

[XR-7]

Don't jack off because you'll lose your loving ride.

You wait until you get to New York. Then you begin.

jack off

Then fart

see if the woman will do anything loveual with you before she drops you off.

She says she is not into that.

then leave.

So you leave, but now you're in New York City.

Status:

Location: New York, NY
Time: 7:49pm ET Thursday
Temperature: 62°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): Low
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.

You are in New York City. Buildings and people are not only everywhere, they are also everywhere.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Decent, should be washed soon

Colon contents: WIP, two hours to reload

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$178.18
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (21% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (78% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flathead screwdriver
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Frequency]

loving rad, we made it.

jerk off to celebrate