[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[?Sir Info? 2]

can you clear your record?

[Ad Bot]

[Swat 3]

Meanwhile, an officer from the backrooms emerges saying that he managed to get into contact with your elderly Aunt Beth, your maternal grandmother's sister. She has offered to take you in and pay your bail so long as you do her housework and help her out. She lives near Richmond, VA.

The forget is she saying that we have to do her stuff for her?? WE WANT TO GO TO LA BITCH.

also yes put poo in can

also what bail? no one pressed charges on us... unless the officer wants to/the state already did.

[Skuras]

Hey, this is turning out pretty well. Have you ever met her? Or is she some long lost relative?

If she turns out to be a bad apple at least you could probably swipe some goodies from her on your way out the door, like cash or jewelry. If she turns out to be nice then stay with her for as long as you can

[XR-7]

can you clear your record?

If you go with your aunt, your record will be cleared and you will no longer be wanted. The police will also arrange to fly you out of New York from JFK.

The forget is she saying that we have to do her stuff for her?? WE WANT TO GO TO LA BITCH.

also yes put poo in can

also what bail? no one pressed charges on us... unless the officer wants to/the state already did.

She's elderly. She's too old to constantly work on the house so she's trying to make a deal. And on the bail, you're still gonna have to serve for everything else as well (armed robbery, flooding the hotel, etc) so I just kinda grouped everything together.

Hey, this is turning out pretty well. Have you ever met her? Or is she some long lost relative?

If she turns out to be a bad apple at least you could probably swipe some goodies from her on your way out the door, like cash or jewelry. If she turns out to be nice then stay with her for as long as you can

She met you once when you were a baby when your parents were still together. Her records show that she is 77 years old.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 4:14pm ET Friday
Temperature: 70°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You now have free roam of the accessible areas of the police precinct. Your aunt has offered to take you in at her house in Richmond, Virginia.

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Poop of the Century (ready)

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
Olive oil
Salt
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[tber123]

What about our suspicious uncle who might possibly be hunting us down?

[Damp]

I live in midlothian a few miles away from richmond

maybe you can visit me

[Refticus]

chug the olive oil and salt

[Swat 3]

You might as well do so to clear your record.

You should really stop doing stupid stuff though.

or you can just bail and continue across the country.

[Space1255]

Welp, all you can do is go to the bathroom and stuff everywhere while chugging it and the olive oil.

[Skuras]

She's 77, she may die on you soon. I would say give her a chance to see if she's worth staying with for a while. If her time comes then just pack up and go west (SF?)

[Frequency]

chug the olive oil and salt

[Snaked_Snake]

Accept the offer, but ask for one of the police officers numbers, so we can call him if something happens.

[CypherX]

i give up on this thread

forget this stuff

do whatever the hell

[Snaked_Snake]

Also make sure to go to the loving toilet first, but before you go to the toilet, check if there is a texas roadhouse at your aunts or near the town, if not, eat it.

[Refticus]

Also make sure to go to the loving toilet first, but before you go to the toilet, check if there is a texas roadhouse at your aunts or near the town, if not, eat it.

the toilet is bad, stuff on someone's face