[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Space1255]

This is what we would have been like if we got a hotel room http://imgur.com/gallery/59i9t [warning, a bit nasty]

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

chug the olive oil and salt

You do so. Something interesting is coming.

Accept the offer, but ask for one of the police officers numbers, so we can call him if something happens.

You decide to accept the offer. A flight is leaving JFK for Richmond at 9:30pm this coming night. Your aunt will pick you up when you get there.

As for your intestinal situation, you sneak a food container from the break room and go in the bathroom. You sit on the toilet to get comfortable and put the container in a catching position. You feel a little odd. You look down at your stomach and see movement as if you're pregnant. Your baby's due date has arrived. The birth is painful, messy, and has a distinctive smell. What overflows from the container blasts into the toilet. You ram the lid down on the container as hard as you can, compacting your prize to a density as thick as a new jar of peanut butter. The material that oozes out all over your hands is wiped off the container in order to make it safe to carry. You put the container in your backpack to save for later, but I think you should put a FRAGILE sign on your backpack so rough handling won't open the container with the snap-on lid.

Now you have a gigantic mess to clean in the bathroom.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 4:51pm ET Friday
Temperature: 69°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You arein standing in the middle of the apocalypse in the police precinct's bathroom.

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Space1255]

forget it
Throw it and bust out of this joint
Leave it under a sleeping employee's desk.

[Frequency]

Leave it under a sleeping employee's desk.

we're saving it for the pope you poopy-breath

[Refticus]

smear the stuff on your face as war paint

also start to manufacture another stuff of the century using the same mix

[Frequency]

also start to manufacture another stuff of the century using the same mix

DO THIS AND THEN stuff ON THE AIRPLANE TOILET

[Decepticon]

are we a wOMAN

[Refticus]

are we a wOMAN

fondle genitals to find out

[Space1255]

Realize you have giant boobs and the world's loveiest hourglass figure, and that's why the child enthusiast tried to rape you

[Swat 3]

Reinforce the container with duct/gaffing tape.

[Frequency]

Reinforce the container with duct/gaffing tape.

this too

[Decepticon]

gET ADULT POLICE HELP

[XR-7]

You leave the bathroom in a giant mess.

Reinforce the container with duct/gaffing tape.

You find a roll of duct tape in a drawer in the interrogation room. I wonder what they use it for...

You cover the entire container in duct tape just to be safe. Plus, now no one will see what's inside should it fall out.

also start to manufacture another stuff of the century using the same mix

We don't have the same materials. You open the break room refrigerator and find some leftover refried beans, a few Red Bulls, a quart of Gatorade, some leftover mystery food, a tub of butter, some hotdogs, a 12 pack of diet pepsi, and some cold chicken.

are we a wOMAN

Yes you just gave birth.

Your plane leaves in 4 hours 15 minutes.

Status:

Location: New York, NY (Bronx)
Time: 5:15pm ET Friday
Temperature: 68°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): High
*You are wanted for armed robbery and indecent exposure in Somerville, MA.
*You are wanted for vandalism, assault on a police officer, and resisting arrest in New York, NY.

You are standing in the police precinct's break room.

Available areas:

Lobby (several chairs, some potted plants, magazines on a table, clerk's desk, and temporary TV)
Hallway leading to other rooms
Interrogation room (table, two chairs, locked filing cabinet, desk with drawers)
Lab (not accessible without key, window on door)
Break Room
Examination/evidence room (locked, window on door)
Bathroom (apocalyptic state)
The door leading out into the street

Hygiene:

Shower status: Poor
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Decent
Clothing Status: Noticeably dirty

Colon contents: Empty thank god

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 box of junior mints missing one mint
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (60% battery, charging)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Bowie knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Decepticon]

holy stuff get the police department to help you get the baby get the medical team

[CypherX]

drown the baby in the bathtub

then put in food disposal