[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Space1255]

remove your clothes, wait behind the door, and when the next person comes in, murder them with the screwdriver

No murder their ass with your richard

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

No murder their ass with your richard

I at least want an option that results in some kind of progress being made

[Space1255]

I at least want an option that results in some kind of progress being made

Maybe we'll get transferred to a prison a mile closer to SanFran
But srsly don't stab yourself.

[Swat 3]

How about we act like sane human beings and ask for our uncle??

[Space1255]

No, that's impossible. We must act like a monkey on drugs.
But seriously, let's do that.

[Frequency]

yeah okay :(

[bigcapitalbaka]

How about we act like sane human beings and ask for our uncle??

forget that, prosecute the doctors for illegal restraint, file for a restraining order and sue the doctor for mental damage

[Frequency]

now I like that idea

[Refticus]

go insane from all these conflicting voices in your head.

[Space1255]

go insane from all these conflicting voices in your head.

Proceed to stuff everywhere, jack off, then smash your head against the wall until your snake falls off.

[XR-7]

Use anything sturdy and strong and break down the door and sneak to the bathroom and remove a toilet from its foundation.

You study the door but it is one of those big heavy doors hinged in three places with phillips head screws. You look around the room but there is only the hospital bed/table and an assortment of cabinets and instruments as well as special biohazard waste disposal boxes. Nothing will be able to break this door down.

Trying to get someone's attention, you knock on the door frantically. The doctor's voice responds, "Anything I can get for you?"

How about we act like sane human beings and ask for our uncle??

"Why am I locked in here?! Where is my family?! Can i speak to my uncle?!"

"Uh yes you can in due time."

"WHEN IS DUE TIME?"

"Well....there have been a few complications that need to be ironed out...and--"

"WHAT COMPLICATIONS??!! HOW DO I KNOW IF YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH??!" you yell.

"Now now (brown cow), son, you just need to relax...just trust us that we are trying as best we can!" he coos reassuringly. You hear his footsteps departing from the door.

Status:

Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 2:27pm Sunday
Temperature: Unknown
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Very hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are locked in the doctor's office. Around you are the thick polished wooden door, a thick window that doesn't open, assorted cabinets, medical instruments, pictures of fruit and kittens, biohazard disposal boxes, and the hospital bed/table.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Decent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Very poor
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, shoes)
Keychain flashlight
Screwdriver

[Space1255]

Act calm. Take a nap iin your bed.

[Theepicman]

Realize your ability to piss a huge ocean, like how you can release big dumps, and use it to break down the door from the sheer pressure of the piss ocean (and maybe the walls).

[Frequency]

Realize your ability to piss a huge ocean, like how you can release big dumps, and use it to break down the door from the sheer pressure of the piss ocean (and maybe the walls).

if this doesn't work (and it should) take a nap and dream about it

[Refticus]

leave a "present" in the corner of the room for those friends. (stuff and piss)