holy forget that worked
do a 112 mph serve at a hitman's head. Shopt bullets at his head next.
Tom O'Flanagan throws a tennis ball into the air and smacks it with his racquet at 112 mph at Outcast Hitman 1's head! The tennis ball goes off course and hits him in the torso for 6 damage!
Outcast hitman 1 desperately cries out to Jesus one last time.Landscaper 1 fires the Guns Akimbo at Outcast Hitman 8, hitting the left leg twice for 4 stun damage!
Outcast Hitman 2 sets his Glock to Burst Fire mode and rapidly pops off 3 rounds at XxX_b111y_69_XxX, but misses!
Ghost 1 shoots fireworks at Outcast Hitman 7, but MISTAKENLY hits Landscaper 4, hitting him in the right arm for 3 damage and SETTING HIM ON FIRE!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX attempts to RKO the stuff out of Outcast Hitman 7, but is too unskilled in unarmed combat to do so!
Ghost 2 fires the Jack Knife Pistol at Outcast Hitman 6, hitting the torso for 2 damage!
Outcast Hitman 3 rushes to
Tom O'Flanagan and smacks him with his bare hands, hitting twice for 2 damage and 1 stun damage!
Outcast Hitman 4 fires the Justice Rifle at Ghost 2, hitting the head for a critical 6 damage BLASTING IT INTO PIECES!
Ghost 2 gasps a last breath through the neck hole.Ghost 3 fires incendiary rounds at Outcast Hitman 8, hitting the torso twice for 4 damage and SETTING HIM ON FIRE!
Ghost 4 flanks around and backstabs Outcast Hitman 3 for a critical 6 damage!
Outcast Hitman 5 fires the Default Bow at XxX_b111y_69_XxX, hitting the left leg for 1 damage and causing it to bleed!
Outcast Hitman 6 MISTAKENLY throws a Explosive Lemon at Outcast Hitman 7! Outcast Hitman 7 is caught at the edge of the blast radius and takes reduced damage! (2 damage)
Landscaper 2 fires a stun rocket at Outcast Hitman 2, scoring a direct hit and doing 6 stun damage! Outcast Hitman 2 collapses to the floor muttering!Landscaper 3 smacks Outcast Hitman 3 in the head with a Police Baton for 2 DMG and 3 STN!
Landscaper 4 runs around flailing wildly while still on fire!
Outcast Hitman 7 fires a toaster at XxX_b111y_69_XxX and misses!
Outcast Hitman 8 shouts a prayer as he tries to put out the fire!
Open fire at the hitmen and primarily target Outcast Hitman 1 and 6.
Tom O'Flanagan fires the Justice Rifle at Outcast hitman 6, but misses! The bullet MISTAKENLY strikes Landscaper 4 in the chaos for 1 damage!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX punches Outcast Hitman 6 in the face for 3 damage and 2 stun damage!
Outcast Hitman 6 is stunned by the pain and screams for mommy.
Outcast Hitman 3 rushes at XxX_b111y_69_XxX and punches him in the groin for a critical 3 damage!
XxX_b111y_69_XxX screams in pain.
Ghost 1 MISTAKENLY shoots Outcast Hitman 7 with the Firework Launcher for a critical 12 DMG instead of Outcast Hitman 6!
Outcast Hitman 7 breaks into pieces.Ghost 3 fires a quick burst from his Marcem Assault Rifle into the fray, setting Outcast hitman 4, Landscaper 2(oops), and Outcast Hitman 8 on fire for 2 damage each!
Outcast Hitman 8 lets out a scream of agony as he burns to death!Ghost 4 sneaks up on Outcast Hitman 3!
Outcast Hitman 3 notices at the last second, blocks the attack, and punches Ghost 4 in the face twice for 3 damage!Landscaper 4 crawls away from the battle area while sobbing and begging Badspot for mercy!
Landscaper 1 retreats!
Outcast Hitman 3 knows when to fold em! He runs away from the battle, hijacks a helicopter, and flies off!
Outcast Hitman 4 stops, drops, and rolls!
Outcast Hitman 5 shoots Ghost 1 in the face with a Default Bow for a critical 6 damage PENETRATING THROUGH THE EYES INTO THE BRAIN!
Ghost 1 lets out a small whimper and collapses like a sack of potatoes.Username shall be PoopLoser69, you are a male, also a v0002 veteran, give him the look of a black man wearing dark grey boxers, everything else skin colour, which is brown, give him the serious straight face, and finally, you are familiar with the cult of john madden.
The battle continues raging on. In the midst of the chaos, a V002 Veteran comes in to investigate. "What's going on here?" He demands as his calls go unanswered.
Nearby People:Outcast Hitman 1(Healthy) armed with Default Rocket Launcher DMG 4-7Outcast Hitman 2 armed with HL1 Glock18 w/ Burst DMG 1-2, fires 3x w/ burst modeOutcast Hitman 4(Near Death) armed with Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
2/8 HPOutcast Hitman 5(Healthy) armed with Default Bow DMG 1-3, 100% bleed chance
7/7 HPOutcast Hitman 6(Wounded) armed with Exploding Lemon DMG 4-7
5/10 HP and 8/10 STAMOutcast Hitman 7(Badly Wounded) armed with Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2xOutcast Hitman 8(Majorly wounded, ON FIRE) armed with Extrude's Flare Gun DMG 4-7, sets on fireLandscaper 2(Lightly Wounded, ON FIRE) armed with Default Rocket Launcher w/ Gas Rocket STN 4-7
7/9 HPLandscaper 3(Healthy) armed with Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
8/8 HPGhost 1(Healthy) armed with Firework Launcher DMG 3-4 6/6 HPGhost 2(Healthy) armed with JackKnife Pistol DMG 1-2Ghost 3(Healthy) armed with Marcem Assault Rifle W/ Incendiary Rounds DMG 1-3, fires up to 3x
10/10 HPGhost 4(Badly Wounded) armed with TF2 Butterfly Knife DMG 2-4, can backstab
4/7 HPPoopLoser69(Healthy) armed with Acoustic Guitar
5/5 HP
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has
1/5 HP and is
Bleeding.
Unarmed Skill: 0.53
Tom O'Flanagan has
4/6 HP, 5/6 STAM, 6/6 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health) and is
Taking cover behind a nearby concrete wall.WEAPONS(5 Quickdraw Slots):
1)Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)Guitar
| ITEMS(10 Quickdraw Slots):
(1)Vodka x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$50
| AMMO:
Bullets x5
Stun Rounds x5 | SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.57/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.52/30.00
Speech: 5.30/30.00
Music: 0.00/30.00
Small Guns: 0.00/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.00/30.00
| PERKS:
None. |
Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
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