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Author Topic: Quest to Save Kompressor[poll is up, vote for something better to do]  (Read 25631 times)

Get the Ghost officer to demoralize the outcast tank. Then attack more!

Get the Ghost officer to demoralize the outcast tank. Then attack more!

Ghost Officer shouts slogans at the Outcast Tank! The Outcast Tank shakes it's turret "no" and fires away at the Ghost Officer, but Ghost Officer dodges it!
Everyone Else(Too lazy to type it individually right now) begins firing at the Tank!
Total damage inflicted: 30
Outcast Tank fires the Tank Cannon, catching Ghost Robot 3 and Ghost Rifleman in the blast radius for 10 damage and blowing them to pieces!
Another tank comes crashing through the walls!

Loot Available: Alien Blaster(DMG 4-6), Akimbows(DMG 1-3, fires twice), M79 GL(DMG 4-6/7-12), Harmonica, Karbini MK 16(DMG 1-3/4-6, fires up to 4x), M16(DMG 2-4, fires up to 3x), Megaphone(Effect based on SpeechSkill), Molotov roostertail(DMG 2-5, sets on fire), Acoustic guitar, Akimbo Rocket Launchers(DMG 1-4/7-12, fires twice), Auto Rocket Launcher(2-4/4-7, fires up to 2x), RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun (STN 1-10), Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(uncharged) 6-9(charged)

Nearby People:
Outcast Elite(BLEEDING OUT)
Outcast Tank(20/50 HP) armed with Tank Cannon DMG 1-15
Outcast Tank 2(50/50 HP) armed with Tank Cannon DMG 1-15
VS
[F]Ghost Assaulter(9/9 HP) armed with M79 DMG 4-7(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[F]Ghost Officer(10/10 HP) armed with [1]Megaphone [2]Ghost Light Armor(-5 DMG, +1 Dodge)
Ghost Archer(14/14 HP) armed with [1]Akimbows DMG 1-3, fires 2x + 100% bleed chance [2]Super-Light Energy Shield(5 HP)
Ghost Rifleman 2(6/6 HP) armed with Amade G36C w/ GL DMG 1-3, fires up to 4x. Grenade Launcher does 4-8 DMG.
Ghost Robot (2/2 HP) armed with [1]Mounted Laser Rifle DMG 2-6 [2]Armor Plating(-5 DMG)
Ghost Robot 3(2/2 HP) armed with [1]Mounted Laser Rifle 2-6 [2]Armor Plating(-5 DMG)
Ghost Robot 4(2/2 HP) armed with [1]Mounted Laser Rifle 2-6 [2]Armor Plating(-5 DMG)


Ben Blonde has 10/10 HP. Small Guns Skill: 5
XxX_b111y_69_XxX is DEAD AGAIN! Unarmed Skill: 0.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 5/11 HP, 6 STAM, 11 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)Guitar
Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill. Not putting it in a Quickdraw Slot halves chance to deflect.)
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$110
(4)PlayBlock Magazine
AMMO:
Bullets x13
Lasers x9
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x2
Flamethrower Fuel x2
Rockets x6
Toast x2
Incendiary Rounds x2
Stun Rounds x5
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.60/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Speech: 7.30/30.00
Music: 0.05/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.16/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.20/30.00
Deflector: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.



why did you kill off pooploser69? why!?

Also try and get a medic to revive pooploser69, since he can do nearly any song on guitar, get him to join you if he gets revived to play "Another one Bites the Dust"

which i think would make us do extra damage


hopefully

Don't worry, he'll respawn soon. This is his third or fourth death I think

Don't worry, he'll respawn soon. This is his third or fourth death I think
I'm talking about pooploser69, you know, the guy who we met in the gunfight with the outcasts after the game of tennis?

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rip in kill today-today

why did you kill off pooploser69? why!?

Also try and get a medic to revive pooploser69, since he can do nearly any song on guitar, get him to join you if he gets revived to play "Another one Bites the Dust"

which i think would make us do extra damage


hopefully

I realized I should have made him show up later on rather than in the early game. You can't revive him because his corpse was left behind at the tennis field and you're currently fighting the Outcasts in the mountains in order to liberate Kompressor from their clutches.

Rocket L. the tank.

You rotate your arms and fire your rockets at two different targets like in the movies, hitting the tanks for 7 damage!

Ben Blonde fires his customized suppressed pistol at Tank 1, hitting it for 5 damage!
Ghost Assaulter fires at Outcast Tank, hitting it for 4 damage!
Ghost Officer yells inspirational messages to the entire team!
Outcast Tank 1 fires the Tank Cannon at Ghost Officer! Ghost Officer does the Matrix dodge!
Outcast Tank 2 fires the Tank Cannon at Tom O'Flanagan, catching him in the blast radius and hitting him for 3 damage and 3 points of stun!
Ghost Archer fires the Akimbows at Ghost Tank, hitting the tank turret twice for a critical 18 damage BLOWING IT APART!
Ghost Tank 1 explodes.
Ghost Rifleman 2 fires the Grenade Launcher at Outcast Tank 2, but MISTAKENLY blows up Outcast Elite!
Outcast Elite speaks these final words: "Godamn...."
Ghost Robots 1, 3, and 4 fire at Ghost Tank 2, hitting it for a total of 16 damage!
Outcast Tank 2 fires the Tank Cannon at Ghost Robot 3, hitting the torso to no effect! (DMG: 3. Armor: -5 DMG)
Everyone Else focuses their fire on the Ghost Tank, doing a total of 31 damage!
Ghost Tank 2 defiantly fires one last shot at Ghost Officer before exploding!
Ghost Officer dodges elegantly!

"This is it! The safehouse where Kompressor is being held!" The Ghost Archer yells. Everyone ready?

"Locked and loaded!"
"Fists of fury!"
"Yep."

Ghost Robot 1 kicks in the door to the safehouse where Kompressor is being held!


"What the--?!"
"Hold it right there!"
"Not another move! We slaughtered our way to you, so put your gun down and step away from the hostage!"
"Drop it, starfish!"
#2 "Don't do it! Don't make me shoot you!"

"KILL EM!"
"Nobody forgets with the Outcasts!"
"In the name of the Bedroom, I sentence you infidels to DEATH!"
"This is the last mistake you ever made."

Loot Available: Alien Blaster(DMG 4-6), Akimbows(DMG 1-3, fires twice), M79 GL(DMG 4-6/7-12), Harmonica, Karbini MK 16(DMG 1-3/4-6, fires up to 4x), M16(DMG 2-4, fires up to 3x), Megaphone(Effect based on SpeechSkill), Molotov roostertail(DMG 2-5, sets on fire), Acoustic guitar, Akimbo Rocket Launchers(DMG 1-4/7-12, fires twice), Auto Rocket Launcher(2-4/4-7, fires up to 2x), RTB2 Tranquilizer Gun (STN 1-10), Beam Rifle DMG 3-6(uncharged) 6-9(charged)

Nearby People:
Outcast Lieutenant [1]Lieutenant's AutoMagnum DMG 6-8, fires up to 2x [2]Molotov roostertail DMG 2-5, sets on fire + 2x DMG to robots [3]Outcast Elite Armor(-10 DMG)
Small Guns: 15/30
Throwing: 12/30
Unarmed: 10/30
Outcast Guardsman [1]Harmonica [2]Sniper4Hire's Plasma Cannon DMG 4-6[3]Pyro Gun DMG 2-5, sets on fire + 2x DMG to robots [4]Outcast Armor(-7 DMG)
Small Guns: 10/30
Flamethrowers: 10/30
Music: 7/30
Outcast Marksman [1]Degraded .880 Rifle DMG 5-9, fires up to 2x [2]Outcast Dodge Armor(-5 DMG, +1 Dodge) [3]
Long Arms: 13/30
Dodge: 15 +1/30
Speech: 5/30
Outcast Shotgunner(12/12 HP) armed with DB Shotgun DMG 1 per pellet up to 12, high spread + low accuracy
Outcast Swordsman(13/13 HP) armed with Enhanced Katana DMG 1-3, can hit up to 2x
Outcast Cameraman(10/10 HP armed with Ladios's Alien Blaster DMG 4-6

[F]Ghost Assaulter(9/9 HP) armed with M79 DMG 4-7(Blast Radius) 7-12(Direct Hit)
[F]Ghost Officer(10/10 HP) armed with [1]Megaphone [2]Ghost Light Armor(-5 DMG, +1 Dodge)
Ghost Archer(14/14 HP) armed with [1]Akimbows DMG 1-3, fires 2x + 100% bleed chance [2]Super-Light Energy Shield(5 HP)
Ghost Rifleman 2(6/6 HP) armed with Amade G36C w/ GL DMG 1-3, fires up to 4x. Grenade Launcher does 4-8 DMG.
Ghost Robot (2/2 HP) armed with [1]Mounted Laser Rifle DMG 2-6 [2]Armor Plating(-5 DMG)
Ghost Robot 3(2/2 HP) armed with [1]Mounted Laser Rifle 2-6 [2]Armor Plating(-5 DMG)
Ghost Robot 4(2/2 HP) armed with [1]Mounted Laser Rifle 2-6 [2]Armor Plating(-5 DMG)


Ben Blonde has 10/10 HP. Small Guns Skill: 5.05
XxX_b111y_69_XxX has 10/10 HP. Unarmed Skill: 0.65
Tom O'Flanagan has 2/11 HP, 3 STAM, 11 MENT (Health/Stamina/Mental Health)
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)Akimbo RocketL DMG 1-4(BlastRadius) 4-7(DirectHit), fires twice
2)Police Baton DMG/STN 1-3, hits up to 2x
3)Default Sword DMG 1-3, can hit 2x. High skill + dodge allows deflecting bullets.
4)Revolver DMG 2-4, fires up to 2x
5)Guitar
Toaster Launcher DMG 1-4, fires up to 2x
Firework Launcher DMG 1-2(BlastRadius) 3-4(DirectHit)
Justice Rifle DMG 1-4
1914 Rifle DMG 2-5, fires up to 2x
Magnum DMG 3-5, fires up to 2x
Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill. Not putting it in a Quickdraw Slot halves chance to deflect.)
ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$110
(4)PlayBlock Magazine
AMMO:
Bullets x13
Lasers x9
Arrows x5
Grenade Launcher Ammo x2
Flamethrower Fuel x2
Rockets x4
Toast x2
Incendiary Rounds x2
Stun Rounds x5
SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.60/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Speech: 7.30/30.00
Music: 0.05/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.16/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.25/30.00
Deflector: 0.00/30.00
PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)

Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2015, 10:53:55 AM by tber123 »

ALRIGHT, TIME TO SLAM
BLOW ALL OF THOSE forgetERS UP, AND USE ONE OF THEIR HEADS TO KNOCK PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE HOSTAGE
PLAY SPACE JAM
Also I'd imagine that explosives and lasers would be able to pierce /bypass armour damage
« Last Edit: August 09, 2015, 10:55:12 AM by Space1255 »

BLOW ALL OF THOSE forgetERS UP

Theres the risk of hitting Kompressor.

Theres the risk of hitting Kompressor.
forget
Also I edited prev. post.
So
uh
Calmly talk them to releasing Kompressor.
If that fails, play Quad City DJ's space jam theme and rip off a head and use it as a basketball. Slam it in the Lieutenant's face.

forget
Also I edited prev. post.
So
uh
Calmly talk them to releasing Kompressor.
If that fails, play Quad City DJ's space jam theme and rip off a head and use it as a basketball. Slam it in the Lieutenant's face.
This.... I like this...

This.... I like this...
Then come on and slam, and I welcome you to the jam.

Replace the guitar with the deflector