because we have a wormhole in our pocket, pocket the planet
You abuse your infinite inventory capacity to pocket the entire planet. You are now suffocating and floating in space towards the sun. You quickly unpocket the planet before you die.
Really loving Gigantic UFO hovers over the entire map and starts blasting the stuff out of everyone with 50-75 DMG Plasma Cannons, oneshotting everyone!
Tom O'Flanagan watches the carnage in awe and then has a panic attack when the massive UFO hovers over him.
Massive UFO activates the Tractor Beam and sucks Tom O'Flanagan and company into it!
You look around and see a massive mob of Aliens pointing various laser weapons at you. Using your Limited ESP Perk, you recognize that you are literally no match for them because they have sheer numbers and can kill you five or six times over in one turn. The Aliens disarm most of your fancy gear(save for the stuff that can't possibly be used as a weapon apparently) and shove you into a prison cell with a forcefield acting as the bars.
"Well, well, well. Look who else decided to show up."
You whip around and notice that Kompressor's Hostage Taker and his crew have also been abducted by the aliens.
"Looks like you're here to be experimented on, too."
"We're both screwed, Goody Two Shoes."
You look outside the forcefield and see two Aliens guarding a switch to open your cell.
"Hey! What if we somehow lure these guys into a trap, you know what I'm saying?"
Nearby People:Alien 1(10/10 HP, 5/5 Shield Energy) armed with Plasma Pistol DMG 7-10
Alien 2(15/15 HP, 5/5 Shield Energy) armed with Laser Carbine DMG 4-6, hits up to 3x
Outcast Lieutenant(10/10 HP)Outcast Guardsman(10/10 HP)Outcast Marksman(10/10 HP)
Ben Blonde has
15/15 HP.
Small Guns Skill: 7.09/30 [color=Transparent[/color]
Agent Crit has
15/15 HP. Explosives Skill: 5.00/30.00 [color=Transparent[/color]
Tom O'Flanagan has
13/13 HP, 13/13 STAM, 13/13 MENT, 3/3 Jet Fuel. He is also
Piss-Drunk.
WEAPONS(5 QDS):
1)[Deflector]Deflector (Reflects projectiles based on Deflector Skill.)
2)[Music]Guitar
3)[Music]Keytar
| ITEMS(10 QDS):
(1)Empty Vodka Bottle x1
(2)Flashlight x1
(3)$566
(3)BoomBox
(4)Fine Wine x20
(5)Mech Part 1/3
(6)Sand Soup x43
| AMMO:
No Ammo. | SKILLS:
Long Arms: 5.65/30.00
Blunt Weapons: 5.57/30.00
Unarmed: 4.30/30.00
Speech: 7.50/30.00
Music: 0.07/30.00
Throwing: 0.05/30.00
Small Guns: 0.18/30.00
Bladed Weapons: 0.05/30.00
Explosives: 0.30/30.00
Deflector: 0.10/30.00
Shotguns: 0.10/30.00
Flamethrowers: 0.10/30.00
| PERKS:
Limited ESP(See enemy stats)
Don't You Die On Me(Second Chance upon dying usually)COOLDOWN-forget it, the cooldown expires now
Radiation Posioning(-3 Max HP/Stamina/Mental Health) |
Gameplay Modifier: Quickdraw Slots is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Deadly Crits(3x DMG) is active.
Gameplay Modifier: Alien Invasion is active.
Death Mode: Slap on the Wrist is active.
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