The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)

[Refticus]

you feel constant agonizing pain

you can shoot water from your fingers

[Ad Bot]

[Pie Crust]

You're terrified of water.

The power to spit corrosive acid without it burning myself.

[Space1255]

You bleed from your ears profusely when it happens

Earthbending

[Plexmark]

you are teleported to an alternate earth where stone is replaced with toast

the power to make people's testicles turn into monkey heads

[lord techno]

you are teleported to an alternate earth where stone is replaced with toast

the power to make people's testicles turn into monkey heads

Your testicals become monkey testicals.

The power to dream about cheese.

[SBG]

all the dreams are soooo cheesy

power to switch lives with Rotondo

[jonnyman5656]

Too bad with the fact that we are all already rotondo so nothing would change

The power to be amazing and everything

[Somemong]

You die when you try to do it, in a horrific death.

The power to fist any girls star fish, lubeless.

[Redconer]

You end up punching them

The ability to cure yourself from sickness

[querty67]

Only if it's a cold

The ability to walk through walls

[Refticus]

but only half way through, you end up stuck in the wall everytime

you can go back and forward in time at will

[Plexmark]

everything else does

the power to eat nasa rockets in exactly 40 bites

[MTrRxx]

YOU EXPLODE AFTERWARDS.

The power to summon a Loaded 12 Gauge (lethal), Sawn off Double barrel at will. And no, it's in perfect condition.

[Redconer]

It summons... five miles away...

The ability to stop coughing fits

[XR-7]

You hurt your throat since you now can't expel the foreign object.

The ability to turn towels into food